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Haven't done one of these in many moons; mainly because I am lazy as hell and Neinow gets a child like grin when he does them so I try and leave such doings to him. However this time there was no Neinow to write said ARR and I am feeling somewhat inspired this Monday AM and well I am rambling now..

I have wanted to head to Splatbrothers for a couple years now. it has been a name I kept hearing and hearing and hearing. PCM's original plan was to hit the 26Hour Operation Onslaught game. ...

Port City state of Mind.
The Road to No Ends had a Wild Ending...



Road to No Ends has come and gone. It was a weekend for firsts and learning experiences.

I arrived to the field around 1pm Friday. Was good to see some friendly faces with some of our buds from Section 8. They were even nice enough to help unload some of the paint. Note to self, I owe them a beer in the next life for their valor in this endeavor.

Friday was an ugly day. ...

Did you know, the Ego##, DM#, Mini, Boblong, SmartParts, CCM, CCI, AKA, WGP,Tippmann, Brass Eagle is the best marker out there ?

It's true, just ask in the markers forum on sites like PBNation and they will tell you. X is the best gun, will make you a better player, and in some cases get you laid by a Victoria's Secret Model (hands off Marrisa Miller she is mine).

Not only that, but the Newest year model is easly 500% better than the last years model.
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I realize there should be a better format for this little waste of time I am doing. Yet, I have never been one to be concerned with the organization, that said.....


Upon looking at the title of this peice you are probably asking yourself "What the F is a Paintball Bulldozer ?". Don't fret, this is a term that probably only I use as that is the easiest way for me to think of those of which I am about to write for. Many of you refer to these cats a "Run and Gunners". ...

And they said:

Why would anyone play pump ?

You take an electro in the woods ?

You have to wear camo and ghillie suits right ?

You wear Dye Pants ?!

Really 100 People ? and NO WAY 1000 people ??!?!!?

So if I get shot I'm done for the day right ?


Yes people have said these things to me...

I've been around now for about 3 years. I have grown, upgraded and downgraded, and seen more ...