Barbarosa "SMACK Talk" Thread!

[deadeye]

Originally Posted by RocketRoy

Thanks for the invite you bunch of Nazi Bas#%@ds. It took Ben calling me on sunday morning to find out about this place. Team Bodycount Would like to invite everybody over for drinks friday. Very special Vodka "posion" will be served to all german high command. Eric Perez and Jim Banner from Team Bodycount will be my secondary generals. I don't have a clue who will be on our side but I am guessing it is not going to be the blackhearts. It wont be the first time we have been pitted against each other.

In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance.

In the Soviet army it takes more courage to take a bath then to retreat. Stinky Russian Bas#%@ds

[Junkie]

It's about time you sorry azz Russkies show up... Team Bodycount should be renamed to Team Bodybags cause your gonna need'em! Where's the rest of your comrades?

[Body Count L-Train]

It looks as if we may have to have Death Inc put a scoop on the front of his tank in order to scoop up all the dead roadkill on the field.

[DeepFreeze]

Now that is funny. You have obviously never played with or against SCRK. I can't remember the last time a SCRK member was in the open enough to be anywhere a tank could go. Get used to this......tap tap tap (you jump) time for you to go home little Ruskie.......(you) where the hell did he come from?....hehehehe.......

[Bobio]

I'm glad RC and Blackhearts are on the same side this time. I got tired of embarrissing them all by myself. Anyway, how can anyone be afraid of a people who LOVE beets. I mean really, beets? Have you ever eaten beets? Oh look...a nasty tasting purple root. Let's eat it. Boy, this tastes like ca ca. We can make it our national food!! Wow...if you let the juice get on your shirt it looks like, well, beet juice. Man...those Ruskies are a strange lot. :biggrin:

[RocketRoy]

How can a flat skunk sneek? Your smell proceeds you by a mile. We do bring body bags with us, for our enemy, but this time they will have to be EPA approved for smelly waste. But enough with scrk. lets pick on castro!!! The Russians have always owned cuba. Whats up! to lazy to repaint the tank???

[deadeye]

Originally Posted by Bobio

I'm glad RC and Blackhearts are on the same side this time. I got tired of embarrissing them all by myself.

I know there is some great stories for you to tell us Bobio; like the one where your tank ran out of gas? Or how about the 25 point turns it had to do to turn around?

[DeepFreeze]

I guess we don't have to worry about you winning any marksmanship awards with those eyes.....Can't even tell the difference between an opposum and a skunk......I sure do hope you Ruskies can tell the difference between a man and a woman....The Ruskie woman is the big one with a hairy chest!

[CASTRO]

What color would you Like ?
At Least our is all ready down There, I might find the time to do some thing to it . Or I wait till next game when CN News is their. I hope Capt. Pains I mean Lanes works. :lowride
We got a couple of new Items to try at this game. One thing you can count on, sat. night calm will be broke by you guy& girls screaming in the Woods.
CASTRO got A new GUN, and the Russans will wear the Paint.
YOU CAN RUN , But not for long. 10 :fan10


LOVE AND KISSES

CASTRO

[RocketRoy]

Are you taking about your mascot on your logo? I thought that was a dead rat or something. If thats a opposum, you better hide it from peaches or else ya'll be eating stew for dinner. maybe we can get one of the florida teams to bring you one on the halfshell. Why we going be screaming castro? You running naked threw the woods with a spotlight. Remember it is a familly event. Ha Ha.