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| Battle For Kursk Battle For Kursk - Nov 12 & 13 Bear Claw PB |
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Castro Tips For Kursk
O.K. People Here We Go, Something to help The Players ;
If you see something large Running Threw the woods And you hear the Jingle of Bell. It Not Saint Nick Its Tinkerbell & Little HO, Very Painfull ,Go the other Way. If you run up on GARY ( Ref.) at night make sure he hear you comming. State Full contack karate CHAMP. Very PAINFULL. If Hillbilly is wear Shoes, He's Pissed. Don't Step in DEAD ZONE around GERMAN Base , YOU WILL BE SHOOT as Ferby( Dale FORD Reporter) it's happen before it will happen again. If GOD for BID YOU see something in a PINK MO MO, RUN, Very FAST it's PEACHES and only GOD know What he's up to. If you see some thing laying on the Ground it's a TRAP. BRING LONG UNDERWEAR, IT WILL BE COLD AT 2:00 AM Sun Morning. DON'T SHOOT THE OLD MAN IN THE BATHROBE WITH HIS CANE, I am going to take a Shower and not caring a marker. And YES I'LL BE PISSED. These are just a few THing That will help out FIRST TIME PLAYER AT BEARCLAW. AND BY REQUEST; CASTRO SCHOOL OF FIREWORKS SAFTY WILL START AT 8:00 PM FRIDAY NIGHT. : SO LOVE & KISSES VON CASTRO
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HAHA Castro Tips I love it. Looks like I'll have to come up with Rembrandt Tips heh.
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nice lol
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Castro, you're always so serious. Even when you say 'go have fun' it's like a command. Now I remember when you used to be a fun guy. Like in this picture at a team meeting when we tried out those new radios but they were actually dog shock devices I modified to clip on everybody's ears. You were lyfao because you just shocked the crap of everyone who missed a game. Those were the days <sigh>.
The only thing I plan NOT to do is let CNN interview peaches in my tank talking about german Ho's.
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Yeah but he is German it don't count. lol
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Rembrandt what are you trying to tell us????????????????????
And I want to be on the German side because i have the right ...... And if you see me or Tinkerbell running threw the Woods then there is something wrong....lol We dont run that much you know why...........Big Guys....lol But i think we will have a lot of fun in TN. Hope to see you Guys there. |
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What I'm trying to say is German Hoes don't count as German Hoes....wait a minute. I'm confused now.
STOP YELLING AT ME! |
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Deutsch ho- Little Ho
German ho- Peaches i think i'm right... anyway, Castro, i will get the fireworks this time... and a fire blanket for you.
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