The Official PBJ Red/Blue Smack Thread

[Milkshake]

Now me and the misses looked at several places yesterday for a f....ing Kazoo, all sold out! WTF, I knew Snakeeyes would pull some form of trick to keep Tom, but buy up all the damn kazoos in the southeast is a bit over the top don't you think? How about something easy? A million dollars? A pair of Megan Fox's used panties? A gas card that never runs out?
Come on guys, sob, sob, Tom looks starved to death, have you been mixing the metamucil in with his water like I said? He needs pampering, likes to be hand fed by a pair of twin female strippers who do not use their hands. If there is one hair on his hide hurt....there will be a set of snake skin boots for sale is all I can say! I demand pictures upon his release so that this will never happen again to any of my fellow junkies, this is too much for one person to handle emotionaly, cannot type, hooves shaking so bad.

[JamieLeeFord]

Originally Posted by gfgjester

This is where we start, with a last paragraph from another thread.

If you have easily offendable sensitivities or don't like a little rough languge, then back out NOW and don't come back. It's for fun, but we ain't in church.

Remember that we do not get personal. If you use "Yo Mama SO" jokes, make sure they don't contain any racial slurrs. All knock knock jokes are permited in the bounds of good taste. Photo manupilation and graphics are allowed, as long as no animals are injured in the process.

And you may NOT use naked photos of Furby! Mrs. Ford gets upset! (Good example of funny at player but not personal!)

This is here for us ALL to have fun before the game and get to know each other.

SO, let the smack go down!

Jester

Sorry I am a little slow getting to this thread, I am busy keeping up with the hairy guy.

I would not get upset at anyone putting pictures of my husband naked on here...all you would see is hair!!!!

[ppropmaster tim]

Hope your not raffleing HER off! referring to the multi-toothed wonder date!!!

[ppropmaster tim]

RED is slamming Blue..........Blue is slamming Red...........somebody better start worrying about all the gadgets, devices & props!!!!!As far as Im concerned.......both sides may loose !!!! and my lil baby's may totally annihilate BOTH sides.......

[Grendel]

Originally Posted by ppropmaster tim

RED is slamming Blue..........Blue is slamming Red...........somebody better start worrying about all the gadgets, devices & props!!!!!As far as Im concerned.......both sides may loose !!!! and my lil baby's may totally annihilate BOTH sides.......

Shame to anyone that allows a non-sentient object beat them

[ppropmaster tim]

No problem........Got sentry units too........will that work for ya Grendel! Definately agree.....I would'nt tell anyone I got beat by a MACHINE!!!!! LOL.

[Furby]

Terminated?

[Rattpack]

I have the utmost respect for PROPS, If your half as sick as I am, then a wicked good time is to be had by all. Here's to you PPropmaster. Lt

[the boss]

Well Blue is going to kick the stuffing out of red and any props we find we shall point toward red.