Top 10 Lists

10. We always wear protection
9. We don’t mind getting down and dirty
8. We can spray a ton and not get tired
7. We LOVE to take charge
6. We don’t mind spending a lot of money at one place
5. We have really fast fingers
4. We aren’t afraid to dive face first into the bush
3. We have at least 10" barrels
2. We know how to listen to directions[/font]

And the #1 reason to date a paintballer...

We like to push hard but not so hard that we get hit

10. My balls have flat spots on them
9. Eeww! It’s nasty when you get one in your mouth
8. Ah ha! So you’re the one with the blue balls
7. Let me see your balls… Here’s your problem, there wet and swollen and won’t shoot very well no matter how clean your barrel is
6. Smack ’em hard with your balls
5. You can’t short stroke your cocker without bustin’ a ball
4. Hey, did you grab my balls?
3. Uh oh, there’s a broken ball in my bag… or… Oh man, one of my balls is leaking
2. Don’t step on my balls, it really sucks when your balls break just before you are about to play with them

And the # 1 thing only a paintballer can say with a straight face...

Grab your balls and let’s play!