Bit** slap

[Pumpster]

DAVIDSON COUNTY, TN—The Supreme Court of Tennessee ruled Tuesday after more than a week of heated debate, that a one-on-one exchange known colloquially as a "bit** slap" was not in violation of any local, state or federal laws they were aware of.

The four-to-one decision, read by Chief Justice Frank F. Drowota, declares that citizens have the right to "strike, with an open hand, any and all persons, be it male or female, of sound mind and without distinguishable handicap, if that person or persons shall say or do something that would, by most accounts, be considered ignorant, arrogant, overtly feminine, hypersensitive, or whiny."

In addition, the ruling indicates that "the party on the receiving end of this treatment, shall not, at any time, weep, sob or threaten to call the authorities, seek or achieve solace in talk show hosts or any other daytime programming, as in doing so would automatically give greater authority and credence to the party on the giving end of this treatment to continue with greater voracity until such time as deemed necessary."

Outside the courthouse, there was a strong reaction to the ruling among constituents, with most clapping in support of the long-awaited decision, and a much quieter minority who attempted to slip away without detection.

Despite the one dissenting vote cast by Justice Janice M. Holder, the lone female on the Court, Holder still admits that she's anxious to get home and "have a little talk" with her husband, who hasn't worked in 5 years due to bouts with chronic depression.

"I can't wait," Holder said as she bent over to comfort a trembling housewife. "Seriously. I need to get home. Where's my car?"

(source http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/ )

[DarkCocker]

haha, that was funny. TN does things differently.

[Tippmann Woods Ball]

A little off the traditional subject, but still informative.

[spokane]

i dont know if i read this right but basicly it made demistic (SPELLING) violence legal.

[DeepFreeze]

Cool, sounds like Roadkill needs to find a scenario in the area. That would definately make Friday night interesting......I can see it now.....Skeeter *Smack* wake up....Jami *Smack* shut up and put your pants back on....Thumper *Smack* I've already heard that story....etc.

[Sk8Npaint]

thats some weird stuff

[warpedx]

Rule of thumb? Love how that's brought up in the beginning of Boondock Saints.

[fronter]

hey i use to live there. and you are right they are a little more that wierd.

[scpaintballer01]

umm....im going to TN and slap everybody that says somthing stupid.

[Grendel]

Can you imagine how sore your hand would be if you could did slap everyone who said something stupid. Also think about how RED your own face would be after one day. :eek2: