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Dance Dance
wow the Dance Dance machines are taking over. At this game place in Vegas there's like 10 DanceDance machines. for those of you who don't know what the Dance Dance machines are i would have to describe them as the black man's revenge on the white guys. they are this game where there is a floor with 9 squares on it with directions that could remind someone of a compass kind of thing. then there's a screen that tells you the directions and which squares to put your feet on. it's supposed to resemble dancing or something but i think its purpose is to make white men look like fools. there's always a crowd of people around them and everyone seems to be having fun . except the white guys. pretty much everyone who tries it fails to be anywhere remotely good at it except almost every black, asian, mexican, latino person and everyone except white guys. we in a valent atempt to restore the honor and pride of the white guy being able to dance take it upon ourselves to try and beat the machine. instead we make fools of ourselves and anyone with us. everybody gathers around when a white guy tries to "dance dance" to witness the hummiliation(sp?). as a white guy i call out to you fellow white "dudes" and beg of you to not step foot on a dance dance machine. we shall unite and overcome the urge to "dance dance"
to accomplish i am attempting to form an "ANTI DANCEDANCE LEAGUE" post here if you would like to join me .(first few willl be promoted to officers in the ADDL)
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