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Old 03-10-2006, 11:02 AM
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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
Please wish Chuck Norris a Happy Birthday by posting your favorite Chuck Norris Facts.

Helen Keller's Favorite Color was Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake instead of a concom.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he just waits.
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Old 03-10-2006, 01:02 PM
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They actually preserve Chuck Norris's piss,...................they call it "Red Bull"
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Old 03-10-2006, 01:16 PM
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Old 03-10-2006, 01:44 PM
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lol you guys are crazy
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Old 03-10-2006, 03:04 PM
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ACCORDING TO eINSTEIN'S THEROY OF RELATIVITY cHUCK nORRIS CAN ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU YESTERDAY
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Old 03-10-2006, 05:05 PM
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chuck norris once said.... oh wait no he didnt..lol.jk happy b-day chuck(like he will get on a paintball website in his free time)lol
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chuck norris counted to infinity....twice.
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Old 03-10-2006, 09:27 PM
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chuck norris uses steel wool instead of toilet paper.
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Old 03-10-2006, 10:35 PM
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chuck norris is not only my hero, but yours too, and you didnt even know it
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when chuck norris gets nervous, he makes other people bite his nails.
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