Totally BS class

[bluemidget123]

ok so last year our head football coach got fired and they brought this new guy in. well since he has to teach something he's teaching a class called PASS. PASS= Promoting Achievement in School through Sport. it is soooooooooooo easy. no tests. no homework. its soo awesome. when we go to class we open up by clapping two times. then we have concentration practice time. concentration practice is a time when we sit up straight in our seats and close our eyes and think about nothing. we dismiss all thoghts that enter our head. then after we sit there doing nothign for about 3 or 4 minutes we do some warm ups. warm ups as in "excercises" we do the white crane which is kind of like the karate kid thing, the black crane(white crane w/ eyes closed), hands down (kinda like you wave your hands around your ears then slap your legs and repeat) and we windmill our arms and a lot of other cool things. and we get graded for all of this . the grading scale is from 1 to 5. a lot more crazy stuff and i'l fiinsh post later

[spokane]

so you learn absoultly nothing?????????????????????

[Junkie]

Originally Posted by bluemidget123

then after we sit there doing nothign for about 3 or 4 minutes we do some warm ups. warm ups as in "excercises" we do the white crane which is kind of like the karate kid thing, the black crane(white crane w/ eyes closed), hands down (kinda like you wave your hands around your ears then slap your legs and repeat) and we windmill our arms and a lot of other cool things. and we get graded for all of this . the grading scale is from 1 to 5. a lot more crazy stuff and i'l fiinsh post later

This sounds exactly like how you play paintball.

[DeepFreeze]

People wonder why South Carolina has dropped to 49th in the nation for education.

[Bambuski]

Originally Posted by DeepFreeze

People wonder why South Carolina has dropped to 49th in the nation for education.

dropped? i thought we moved up to 49th?

[bluemidget123]

yea. we learn nothing.... its sweet though cause we get to watch 4 movies this semester as a part of class. for the past three days we've played concentration(the card game thing). we had to write a paper on our most memorable sports moments. but most of the time we just sit there and talk and i get a full credit for this class too. over the semester we are gonna play wiffel ball, kick field goals, and throw tennis balls into cans. and do karate in the halls. anyone who has a chance to take this class should its quite easy. if you want a demonstration of the warm ups just find me at the field and ill show em to ya.

werd

[warpedx]

lol, whad'ya expect form the coach? He's definitely not going to teach a class he could fail somebody in. Wish I had that when I went through school, all I could do was fidget through my last period until it was time to go to practice.

[Pumpster]

The wando soccer coach teachs Phyic. One of the baseball and football coachs teachers honors socst 3.

[SCBrian]

Originally Posted by Pumpster

The wando soccer coach teachs Phyic. One of the baseball and football coachs teachers honors socst 3.

And the other Football coach teaches spelling and grammar... (sigh)

[DarkCocker]

Originally Posted by DeepFreeze

People wonder why South Carolina has dropped to 49th in the nation for education.

LOL. Whats 50th in the nation then? Georgia? haha.