okay i'm going to describe to you the trip to vegas i am currently being dragged on. first off i am an eligibale 16 year old male who enjoys paintball, posting on paintball forums, and yea. but anyways I am here with my mom, my grandma, my gandma's neice and her daughter. all above the age of 21. besides them sneekin me drinks and letting me get drunk it kinda sucks bein with four women. they constantlytalk about vibrators, cute guys, their periods and lack thereof, and stuff i reeeeeally don't care to talk about. so whenever they do that i just bring up paintball and ask if they prefer the lightweight and speed of an 04 shocker or if they like the small profile and eyes thatcome stock and such of the A4 fly. just stiuff like that and it pisses them off. well last night we were sitttin around the table and they're trying to get me to get a prince albert peircing. yea thats right THEY WANT ME TO LET SOME GUY PUT A NEEDLE THROUGH MY PENIS!!!!! they won't take no for an answer so we decide instead of that i'm gonna get a tatoo. (i'm gonna get a paintball splat mark thing on my shoulder probably.) so then they start talking about how they think guys with nipple peircings are hott so i bring up dm4,s and paintball stuff so they get pissed and we leave. but anyway. i JUST SO HAPPENED to stock up on some PBNation stickers before i left home so of course i had to sticker the town (would have done PBJunkie stickers but they haven't been made yet!!!). i only did about 8 or 9 today and i got some pics but i'll post em when the cameras get developed. and on top of everything else there was only one thing i wanted to do this whoeltrip and that was visit a paintball store here and my mom agreed we would do it when we were back home packing for the trip. but guess what THE WOMEN HAVE VETOED ME AGAIN!!!! i don't get to go and i'm so pissed.

but there are some good things here= hookers for $35!!!!! loooots of sticker opportunities. street side stores that sell bongs. hot waitresses. free drinks in casinos. monstrous buffets. guys on the streets giving out ads for hookers a with shirts that say" strippers to your door in 20 minutes!!!". and those freenewspaper holder things that are filled with porn and hooker ads.

so if there are any PBJunkiers in Vegas pm me so i can talk paintball with someone and meet up.

ill post updates on mytrip as it evolves.

if i got a penis piercing i would be scard for life and need a theripist. DONT LET THEM DOIT TO YOU.

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Is anyone else picturing the conversations between bluemidget and his grandmother about, and I quote, "vibrators, cute guys, and piercing his johnson?" Talk about one disturbed family.

Yeah honestly whose family talks about getting your D pierced!? And your grandmother talking about vibrators!?

my gramma, her neice,her daughter, and my mom just start talkin bout these things while i'm sitting right there so i just bring up paintball and it seems to do the trick. i really wanna get a hooker but i only have $10 left cause i camn with $30 and spent $20 the first night not knowingthe prices. but we went shopping yesterday and it was soooooo not fun! there aren't as many hot ladies as i expected but hey if we're both drunbk it don't really mater ( as long as she doesn't look like steven's (pumpster) sister). i'm takin pics and ill post when i get em developed.

u have never seen my sister.

(hehe and remember i have the power to ban *evil laugh*)

lmao! :lol2: This is too funny. I knew there was something wrong with him when I met him last weekend!

lol, cool in one way, disturbed in the other. That has got to keep you on your toes though.

My Fast likes to shoot people!
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Honestly i was expecting something like this from chris.

dude my family is sooooo ****ed up. they are very uninhibited and its kinda scary. i get to go to a paintball store today so it might be gettin better and i might be getin my tattoo today . i'm thinkin about a paintball splat/markkinda thing.