Turning "40"

[Junkie]

Yep! That's right... On March 15th Tim is the big 40! I drove by his house today and his friends have already started to wish him a Happy Birthday! Please join me in wishing him a Happy Birthday!!!

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[CamoJester]

LOL thats good. Happy 40 Brain!

[Brain]

I hate you.

[IRONMIKE]

Happy Birthday Brain!

[USArmyManOfWar]

Happy Birthday Old Timer. Maybe in 30 years you can catch up to Bobio!

[drewcif]

have a good one...wheres the party

[MrWizard]

40!
Of course Brain is thinking this:


But geez that's young:


40 is like being at the top of the first hill on a roller coaster ride. Hang on!

Some fun facts about getting to be your age:
The Perks of Being 40 or older:

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 PM.

9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with the elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather Service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. (Bobio, Ben, Junkie(you too old jedi))

20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

Games for When We Are Older

1. Sag -- you're it.

2. Pin the toupee on the bald guy.

3. Twenty questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says bend over.

6. Doc Doc Goose.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Hide and go pee.

9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.

10. Musical recliners.

Signs of Wear
... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

.. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

.. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.

... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

.. An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

.. You really know your way around, but you'd just as soon not go.

.. They ask for your discount card when you shop on Wednesdays.

....You are not really sure these are jokes.

Happy Birthday you old goat!!!!!!

Consider yourself one of us now...P>S> quit bogarting the geritol and pass that bottle.

[D.B. Daddy]

Wow I hope you enjoy the retirement home as much as Bobio does. He says the chicks are really loose for you new guys. Happy B-Day Brain

[You Know]

Bob is on his way to wish you a Happy Birthday. He is bringing his friend Barbie along.
Happy Birthday Brain.

[MrsJunkie]

2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

Happy 40th Birthday, Brain!!!!