Forward to Benghazi *SMACK*

[Iceman]

[Brain]

So Mr. Wizard? does that mean no tanks from your team?

[Iceman]

I want tanks. I need tanks. I love tanks.

[SAS Charlie]

Ok Ok i spelt England wrong. So what.

I will translate for you, i case you didnt get it.

'So, the germans have lost both world wars. England won them both. And the next one... hmm....England will will again. I wish you good luck. YOU ARE GOING TO NEED IT!!!'

England England over all others'....(what you will be singing when the allies take control once more and end, yet again, the axis quest for woirld domination.hahaha what a joke...)

NB- without online translating tools, and all from my knowledge.

And DO NOT diss the Queen!!!! Thats ging to make the allied general very angry.

A little birdie has told me he was in the SAS-and they happen to be very patriotic. And you dont want to piss off the BEST special forces in the world.

I heard the axis had their a**es whopped last game at PBC until the night time, when the allies only had 12 players against the axis 30 or 40.

With the combined leadership of the tactician master general panic, and the supreme paintball zen master Steve, the german blitzkreig will be crushed like a cookie, and drowned in the milk of freedom.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!

Ps im continuing this exchange in the Smack talk area, so you can talk to you players in here. Sorry for posting it in here in the first place!

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by SAS Charlie

Ok Ok i spelt England wrong. So what.

I will translate for you, i case you didnt get it.

'So, the germans have lost both world wars. England won them both. And the next one... hmm....England will will again. I wish you good luck. YOU ARE GOING TO NEED IT!!!'

England England over all others'....(what you will be singing when the allies take control once more and end, yet again, the axis quest for woirld domination.hahaha what a joke...)

NB- without online translating tools, and all from my knowledge.

And DO NOT diss the Queen!!!! Thats ging to make the allied general very angry.

A little birdie has told me he was in the SAS-and they happen to be very patriotic. And you dont want to piss off the BEST special forces in the world.

I heard the axis had their a**es whopped last game at PBC until the night time, when the allies only had 12 players against the axis 30 or 40.

With the combined leadership of the tactician master general panic, and the supreme paintball zen master Steve, the german blitzkreig will be crushed like a cookie, and drowned in the milk of freedom.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!

Ps im continuing this exchange in the Smack talk area, so you can talk to you players in here. Sorry for posting it in here in the first place!

Oh, my. Where to begin...

spelled, not spelt.
in, not i
world, not woirld
going, not ging
your, not you.

You have a "tactician master general panic"? This is his name, or title? Or another grammatical error on your part?

And this is the smack talk area.

Get with your General. If you play like you spell, he is in trouble.



(p.s. I've just visited my other thread and realized that you started your comment there, and then came here. Sorry. But you still are going to get shmacked!!

[SAS Charlie]

come on!!! if all you can do is rinse me about my typing errors then its not really smack talk. If you want me to be pedantic and check all my posts for grammatical errors then i will be.

Tactician Master 'General Panic.' Question answered.

So a few type errors makes you think you can judge how i play. I play british style paintball, and if you want appraisals about my play, ask anyone at PBC. Or even ask on here. Me and my brother play as a kill team, so watch your back. Actually, be aware of all angles. You wont know where you were shot from. I can guarantee it!!! We'll have you shooting at your own team!!!

To be honest, Steve and General Panic is an awesome combo.

[oldbloodandguts]

Originally Posted by SAS Charlie

I play british style paintball

So you mean you stop every 5 minutes to make tea or do you run away and hide?

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by oldbloodandguts

So you mean you stop every 5 minutes to make tea or do you run away and hide?

Heh, heh, heh... That's pretty good, OBG.

SAS, please tell me... Why have I never heard of "British style paintball"? Is it similar to French style, or perhaps it's more Monty Python-esque. Are you the Benny Hill of paintball? Do you wear "knickers" and a watch cap? Jolly good show old chap, time for tea and crumpets, and all that? Please. The last great athlete to come out of England was... um, was... uh, wasn't there some soccer player that was pretty good...? Well, anyway, I'll be looking out for you and the other half of your "kill team". If you even get close that is.

[SAS Charlie]

if you want me to get stereotypical then i will. Since i will be 'drinking tea all the time', i will have enough energy to run around the whole of your team, who will be so lazy and unfit that they wont be able to catch me!!! To much liverwurst and beer!!

Erm hmm lets see. The England Rugby team. World Champions. I dont know if that was a comment against the British in the context of the game, or a slur against us generally. Being top in everything doesnt bother us. We dont feel the need to brag!

RUNNING AWAY like the french! We were the only country to stick both world wars out from start to finish, so dont accuse us of running away!

British style paintball- what gave you the belief that we run away and hide all the time. We've never done that, and dont intend to start now. We had the biggest empire. We didnt get it by running away all the time! British style is quiet, conserved, and rational. We dont brag about our achievements, or complain. We just get on with the job at hand and complete it. Quiet reserve goes a long way.

I suppose we will see at the game whose method works best!

[MrWizard]

Originally Posted by Brain

So Mr. Wizard? does that mean no tanks from your team?

I sent you a PM.