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Al, Bill & Hillary go to Heaven.
You have to love this one!
Al, Bill & Hillary go to Heaven. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve and I've come to understand that now." God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left." God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?" Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me." God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right." God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?" She replies, "I believe you're in my chair."
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funny...I thought the devil couldnt go to heaven.
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"Evil will always triumph over good because good is stupid..." Dark Hekmet ...Spaceballs the Movie |
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Ah yes, that sums it up nicely.
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LOL....that will be told tommorrow night at church...ALOT
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hopefully hiliray doesnt run for president go get some guy from anywhere to run except take hilary out of the campaigns
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DOH!
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