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Old 08-29-2006, 09:26 AM
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Al, Bill & Hillary go to Heaven.

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Al, Bill & Hillary go to Heaven.

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was
your will that I did not serve and I've come to understand that
now."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at
my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've
never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are
held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come
and sit at my right."

God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

She replies, "I believe you're in my chair."
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Old 08-29-2006, 09:43 AM
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funny...I thought the devil couldnt go to heaven.
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Old 08-29-2006, 02:51 PM
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Ah yes, that sums it up nicely.
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Old 08-29-2006, 08:19 PM
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LOL....that will be told tommorrow night at church...ALOT
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Old 08-29-2006, 08:24 PM
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hopefully hiliray doesnt run for president go get some guy from anywhere to run except take hilary out of the campaigns
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Old 08-29-2006, 09:13 PM
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DOH!
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