On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman from New York in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on th is plane who can make me feel Like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a Bubba from Oklahoma stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.

One button at a time........
No one moves..................
He removes his shirt................
Muscles ripple across his chest..........

She gasps....................
He whispers.................

"Iron this...then get me a beer."

hahahahahaha....wait a second...that's just wrong!!

...Looking forward to nailing you between the eyes with my balls!!! *MWAH*

I read this in school, couldn't help but laughing lol

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CF

funny stuff.

well thats one way it would work but i dont think she was asking for an iron and ironing board and a shirt to iron though

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no, really?