cops are dumb...

[DMmasta]

Originally Posted by SirRod

Ya know now that I think of it being a nurse, I did clear out a few obstructed colin's.

Also being a medica profesional has its benifits as far as police go, many a time I was pulled over wareing my lab coat comming from the hospital and the police officer said " Ah Doc you were going a bit fast! Please slow it down...I've always been let go.

Once I was speeding out of Ruskin on my way to NC. 65mph in a 45mph zone. Cops followed me for about 6 miles. They obviously ran my tag and seen I was a medical profesional and didn't want to cause grief that might come back to haunt them. Maybe at the emergency room when there injured...Police have an affinity for medical profesionals...thats no joke.

Just applied to medical school! (JK..... for now)

[Rage-o]

that was a good one. I speed a hell of a lot. Maybe i should use it next time i get pulled over.

[RALPHMAN]

funny

[yoda1096]

Originally Posted by SirRod

Also being a medica profesional has its benifits as far as police go, many a time I was pulled over wareing my lab coat comming from the hospital and the police officer said " Ah Doc you were going a bit fast! Please slow it down...I've always been let go.

Police have an affinity for medical profesionals...thats no joke.

Sir Rod I know what you are talking about. You don't write folks who could one day work on you. And also when you get free med advice and don't have to wait at the ER, you don't want to mess that up. lol

[ace007]

Originally Posted by SirRod

Ya know now that I think of it being a nurse, I did clear out a few obstructed colin's.

Also being a medica profesional has its benifits as far as police go, many a time I was pulled over wareing my lab coat comming from the hospital and the police officer said " Ah Doc you were going a bit fast! Please slow it down...I've always been let go.

Once I was speeding out of Ruskin on my way to NC. 65mph in a 45mph zone. Cops followed me for about 6 miles. They obviously ran my tag and seen I was a medical profesional and didn't want to cause grief that might come back to haunt them. Maybe at the emergency room when there injured...Police have an affinity for medical profesionals...thats no joke.

Kinda blows the "good is dumb" theory all to bits, doesn't it?

If being good is dumb, I suppose we should compare IQ's...shouldn't we?

[ace007]

Originally Posted by sp8nsc

wish I would have used that last week when they got me on 85 going to the PBC pump day, he was a smirky a-hole. Going past exit 66 to eat at exit 66, damn biscuit cost me $440, but hey, I did get a free napkin!

Robert, you got a ticket on I-85? Next to I-95, that's the hardest interstate I know of to get a ticket on. They must have hired a newbie trooper....
Wow...I hope you were early enough to get the discount paint...and you might want to invest in one of those "Member of the trooper association" decals. They work almost as well as being dressed like a doctor.

[Angry Iron]

I work as a cop and I will tell you that I don't write nurse's,doctors or e.mt.'s due to the fact that I might be on there table one day. And as far as evil wins because good is dumb that depends if good is well armed.

[warpedx]

Originally Posted by Angry Iron

And as far as evil wins because good is dumb that depends if good is well armed.

Touche!!!!

[flyweightnate]

A few more cop quips:

Cop pulls over a teenager zipping down the highway rather quickly. "I've been waiting for you all day."
"Well, I got here as fast as I could."

(Ostensibly true) Cop tags a teenager going over 120mph, and decides to add a little humor. "Excuse me sir, could I see your Pilot's License? You were flying down my highway!"
...As the teenager pulls out his FAA private license, the cop was reportedly embarrassed enough to not write a ticket.

[CANNIBAL]

Too funny!