cops are dumb...

[DMmasta]

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge
only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum
stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to
side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it,
until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face............... Priceless

[gfgjester]

DM, THAT is funny, dude...

[Scorch]

That is funny right there.

[USArmyManOfWar]

That's a good one. After someone uses it, let me know how it turns out......

[DMmasta]

Originally Posted by USArmyManOfWar

That's a good one. After someone uses it, let me know how it turns out......

eeek...maybe i should have added that this is not reccomended...

[SirRod]

I'd be guarded bout telling a cop that...

But it is awufull funny....LOL

[Kurb]

Evil will always win, because good is dumb.

[tetanus]

hella funny

[Milkshake]

wish I would have used that last week when they got me on 85 going to the PBC pump day, he was a smirky a-hole. Going past exit 66 to eat at exit 66, damn biscuit cost me $440, but hey, I did get a free napkin!

[SirRod]

Ya know now that I think of it being a nurse, I did clear out a few obstructed colin's.

Also being a medica profesional has its benifits as far as police go, many a time I was pulled over wareing my lab coat comming from the hospital and the police officer said " Ah Doc you were going a bit fast! Please slow it down...I've always been let go.

Once I was speeding out of Ruskin on my way to NC. 65mph in a 45mph zone. Cops followed me for about 6 miles. They obviously ran my tag and seen I was a medical profesional and didn't want to cause grief that might come back to haunt them. Maybe at the emergency room when there injured...Police have an affinity for medical profesionals...thats no joke.