Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

[thumper]

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
>>> I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
>>> Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am
>>> sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
>>>
>>> 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
>>> Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita
>>> Broderick. Did I leave anyone out ? I hope not!
>>>
>>> 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had
>>> really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it
>>> with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior.
>>>
>>> 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work
>>> place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you
>>> have to know is what the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to
>>> know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have
>>> sex while the other one does NOT have sex.
>>>
>>> 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
>>> generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie
>>> "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.
>>>
>>> 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
>>> graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful,
>>> and John Kennedy look moral.
>>>
>>> 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled
>>> the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to
>>> avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
>>>
>>> 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
>>> imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges
and
>>> 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
>>>
>>> 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much
>>> of
>>> our
>>> foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully
>>> disguised as necessary trips.
>>>
>>> 9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really
>>> didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more
>>> deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for
>>> all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your
>>> cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other
>>> administration.
>>>
>>> 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140
>>> pardons
>>> of
>>> convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them
>>> rejoin so ciety. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor
>>> of Arkansas)
>>>
>>> 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure
>>> that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the
>>> housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."
>>>
>>> 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White
>>> House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way
>>> out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China,
>>> silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass,
>>> flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means
>>> burning less fuel, thus less
>>> tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
>>>
>>> 13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million
>>> dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10
>>> million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
>>>
>>> 14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing
>>> Israel
>>> to
>>> let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus
>>> in
>>> Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part
>>> of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree
>>> to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would
>>> not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the
>>> time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher,
>>> "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed
>>> and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of
>>> the
>>> FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000a0 size=5>World Trade Center. This
>>> was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the
>>> terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all
>>> later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
>>>
>>> What a guy!!
>>>
>>> If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these
>>> facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again)
>>> for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
>>>
>>> SINCERELY, A US Citizen PS. Please pass along a special thank you
>>> to
>>> Al
>>> Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to
>>> send this wonderful, factual e-mail.
>>>
>>> AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York
>>> State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and
>>> Staffing Plan", which means that even if she never gets reelected,
>>> she STILL receives her Congressional salary AND Free health care until
she dies.
>>> (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after
>>> only
>>> 4 years?)
>>>
>>> If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies.
>>> He is already getting his Presidential salary AND free health care
>>> until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary
>>> until she dies. Guess who pays for that?
>>>
>>> WE DO!
>>>
>>> It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY
>>> residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale
>>> Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret
>>> Service protection for life. Still makes sense.
>>>
>>> Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments
>>> hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be
>>> built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.
>>>
>>> The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent
>>> for
>>> the
>>> use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage
>>> payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's
>>> salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the
>>> salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!
>>>
>>> When she runs for President, (and she WILL eventually run) will you
>>> vote for her?

[tumor]

emmmm Hell no. They are ridiculous. You forget the all out assualt of Bin Laden. which I think totaled 2 cruise missles for the Stark incident. And you didnt really mention alot about Vince Foster. How he killed himself by shooting himslef in the temple and then fell up hill. Nixon went to China, Carter brokered peace betweeen Isreal and Egypt, Reagan broke Communism, Bush sr got hose by the female vote for the charismatic young Clinton. ( dont yell at me look at the demographics vote by sex. yes it is a proven fact ) Would you really want that element back in the white house? I hope not.

[Volcano]

It always come down to not who you're voting for, but who you absolutely don't want to win. The choices are poor, at best; but until then I will continue to go with the "lesser of evils"
Granted some turn out worse than others

[SCBrian]

I refuse to vote for the "lesser of the evils" and have voted 3rd party for the last few elections. Anyone know if Perot is running again?

[DeepFreeze]

I voted for Perot myself. I did vote for GB the first time, but I didn't vote in the last election. I didn't really want either one in office.
BTW, Bush Sr. was the President when the U.S.S. Stark was hit. My first deployment was in March '91 and the Stark was parked right behind us in Bahrain on her first deployment since taking one up the wazoo.

[USArmyManOfWar]

I think this country has had enough of the Clintons, I couldn't believe we voted him in twice. But then again, I am sure the liberals are shocked that Bush was elected twice!

[CamoJester]

Originally Posted by USArmyManOfWar

I couldn't believe we voted him in twice.

What you mean WE. I didn't. LOL

[USArmyManOfWar]

Originally Posted by CamoJester

What you mean WE. I didn't. LOL

Amen to that!

[Volcano]

Originally Posted by SCBrian

I refuse to vote for the "lesser of the evils" and have voted 3rd party for the last few elections. Anyone know if Perot is running again?

I feel your pain,
hopefully Jeb isn't running

[tumor]

Sorry about the Stark mistake but I was somewhat sure that it was during Clinton. Anyway, he still sucked. It will be interesting to see the outcome of the next election. according to the leftish press, the dems are going to get some control over the house. What that means for us? Higher taxes and more inert socio-economical programs that fail to help most people and the middle class gets hit again. just like now. A serious question...Has any middle class family seen any improvement in their lives as a result of any promises made by Bush and clinton? ( yes I meant to use a small c)