Democrat, Republican, or Redneck

[claydirt]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber M1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN TO THE END:

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.


Republican's Answer:

BANG!




Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...
(Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist!"

[Saludapaintballer]

Redneck!!!

[tate0301]

Hahaha thats great!

[Brain]

[Grumpy]

Redneck hands down

[Chappy]

Republican. 45ACP is my hand gun of choice. and with my 1911 i only need one round to put you down

[loop]

REDNECK all the way

[porkchop]

educated redneck, I shoot hydrashot bullets. But then again part republican, I would save some bullets for the anti hunting tree huggers.

[ace007]

Originally Posted by porkchop

educated redneck, I shoot hydrashot bullets. But then again part republican, I would save some bullets for the anti hunting tree huggers.

HAHAHAH--good one!!

[Silverback]

I still have Black Talons in 45 ACP, so it would only take two. (I always go with the double-tap to center-mass.