A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair
of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,

"DAMN IT this one is barefoot too!!

I Know Her!!!

We kill more airborne before 09:30 than other units do all day...
Leutnant, 6th FJR - 2008
NAPRA #264 Automaggot #133

"In the end we're all just chalk-lines on the concrete. Drawn only to be washed away...." Five Finger Death Punch

amusing

tank@gtfpaintball.com

Lol

TATER

Well done.

My Fast likes to shoot people!
angel

thats great... was it just me or did everyone else think of someone they know personally...?

BILLY CLIFFORD and apparently "CHEESECAKE"