I like the way you think

[porkchop]

The teacher asks Johnny, "If there are 3 crows sitting on the powerline, and you shot 1, how many are left? "

Johnny says" None, they would all fly away."

Teacher says, "Wrong, there would be 2 left, but I like the way you think."

Johnny says,"Ok, I have a question for you."

"There are 3 women sitting on a park bench having a ice cream cone. The 1st one takes a lick and throws it away. The 2nd one takes a huge bite right out of the middle. And the 3rd one gently licks around the outside and sucks the top to keep it even." "Now, I ask you which one is married?"

The teacher replies," The 3rd one."

Johnny answers, "Wrong, the one with the wedding band, but I like the way you think."

[Scorch]

HA ha, nice. That's a good one porkchop.