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Old 04-07-2008, 03:10 PM
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kids and biology
A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade
students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter",
she says.

A little girl raised her hand. "I had a kitty-cat
who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher,
knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my
kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a
running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
the fence into our yard!"

"That must have been scarry", said the teacher. "It
sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised
his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'.... And before
he could say "****", the Rottweiler ate him
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:24 PM
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LOL! Classic!
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:53 PM
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that's a pretty good one
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:22 PM
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lol thats a good one
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Old 04-07-2008, 07:07 PM
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Nice! Didn't expect the punchline.
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Old 04-07-2008, 07:52 PM
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That was funny. lol laughed for a while on that one.
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Old 04-07-2008, 09:47 PM
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made my day just that much brighter thank you sir...
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Old 04-08-2008, 02:17 AM
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ROTFLMFAO!!!
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Old 04-08-2008, 03:25 AM
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As they say in the south .. thats a knee slapper right there..
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