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Old 04-09-2008, 12:53 PM
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Meaning of the Red Dots

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLARIFIED RED DOTS

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us

have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the

Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her

wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a

convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United

States . If nothing is there, he must return to India and take a job answering

telephones giving us technical advice.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:56 PM
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funny very funny
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Old 04-09-2008, 01:18 PM
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Then that means several won hotels in Annistan Alabama.
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Old 04-09-2008, 01:53 PM
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That is funny and can be read by the whole family...LOL
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Old 04-09-2008, 02:08 PM
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Silly me, I always thought it meant ....shoot...I'd better not post that. Well anyway, do ONLY the married ones wear the dot? How about widowed ones?
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Old 04-09-2008, 04:28 PM
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The red dot is worn by Indian women, and it is usually made from kum-kum, a red powder.

It is not a sign of caste, so far as I know, but spiritual.

Married women also wear a red dot closer to the top of the forehead to indicate their married status.
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:01 PM
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FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLARIFIED RED DOTS
that was raw. can we beat up on illegal immigrants some more?
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:59 PM
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A lot of Pakistanis own hotels/motels here in the USA.Many of them change their real last name to "Patel",which means "Innkeeper" in their native language.
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:43 PM
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FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLARIFIED RED DOTS

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us

have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the

Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her

wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a

convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United

States . If nothing is there, he must return to India and take a job answering

telephones giving us technical advice.

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