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Meaning of the Red Dots
FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLARIFIED RED DOTS
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there, he must return to India and take a job answering telephones giving us technical advice. ![]()
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funny very funny
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Then that means several won hotels in Annistan Alabama.
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That is funny and can be read by the whole family...LOL
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Silly me, I always thought it meant ....shoot...I'd better not post that. Well anyway, do ONLY the married ones wear the dot? How about widowed ones?
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The red dot is worn by Indian women, and it is usually made from kum-kum, a red powder.
It is not a sign of caste, so far as I know, but spiritual. Married women also wear a red dot closer to the top of the forehead to indicate their married status. |
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that was raw. can we beat up on illegal immigrants some more?
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A lot of Pakistanis own hotels/motels here in the USA.Many of them change their real last name to "Patel",which means "Innkeeper" in their native language.
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