My Old Dog Blue

[gfgjester]

A young cowboy from Miles City, Montana goes off to college, but half
way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money.

He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern
education is developing! They actually have a program here in Bozeman that willteach our dog Old Blue how to talk!"

"That's amazing," his dad says. "How do I get Old Blue in that program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get
him into the course. "So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.

About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy
calls home.

"So how's Old Blue doing son", his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this -they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"

"Read!" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Old Blue in that
program?"

"Just send $2,500 and I'll get him in the class."

The money promptly arrives. Our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he arrives home, his father is all excited "Where's Old Blue? I
just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
before we left to drive home, Old Blue was in the living room kicked
back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he
usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still
messing' around with that little redhead who lives in town?'

The father exclaims, "I hope you SHOT that son of a bitch before he
talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.

[the boss]

Good one jester~!!!

[SirRod]

Yea most of thoes jokes end with the punch line of...

"Shoot The Dog".....