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Old 01-06-2008, 03:31 AM
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An old Military Veteran in Washington, D.C.

An old military veteran approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the
President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you just fine. I just love
hearing your answer".

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow,
sir!"
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Old 01-06-2008, 04:05 AM
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Bravo!!!
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Old 01-06-2008, 12:38 PM
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Old 01-06-2008, 07:11 PM
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Old 01-06-2008, 07:46 PM
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Excellent work there young man !
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Old 01-06-2008, 09:44 PM
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bahahaha. it took me a minute to get it.

lets hope it stays that way.
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Old 01-06-2008, 09:52 PM
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bahahaha. it took me a minute to get it.

lets hope it stays that way.
lol same here, nice one silverback.
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