Oldie but Goody!

[gfgjester]

14 things for a man to do in Wal-Mart while the other half shops..

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal Position and scream " OH NO! It's those voices again!!!"

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[KEEG]

15. Put every apple they have in your cart and ask the check out person to ring them up 1 at a time.

16. Buy a Twister game, 4 big bottles of Wesson oil and a roll of plastic sheet; tell the clerk it's family game night.

[bluemidget123]

Originally Posted by gfgjester

14 things for a man to do in Wal-Mart while the other half shops..

1. done it

2. done it

3. gross

4. we did it to sporting goods

5. did it they said "don't play with me boi"

6. did it

7. one guy tried to stay an entire spring break in a super walmart. he got asked to leave.

8. nope

9. done other things...

10. we did it with the guns.

11. always. my prefered mode of walmart travel.

12. when i was little

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal Position and scream " OH NO! It's those voices again!!!"

14. good idea

chea

[SaharaJunkee]

#3 is extremely gross.... funny... but gross...