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One Out of 156 Million
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards
were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.' John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there'. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.' Are you one out of 156 Million?
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You-bet-your-sweet-ass, I am...
Want me to bend down and kiss your feet... make sure that AlGore, and John McCain, are on the plane.... |
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