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Old 04-15-2007, 02:03 PM
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Possibly a repeat, about Hillary

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.



By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.


The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.


Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer . . . somehow the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary Clinton!



At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under . . forever. You have two options--you can save the life of Hillary Clinton, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women.


So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:





Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
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Old 04-15-2007, 02:16 PM
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lol - I think black and white is more dramatic.
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Old 04-15-2007, 04:13 PM
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Color. I want everyone to see her demise in full color.

Good stuff by the way...
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Old 04-15-2007, 08:45 PM
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lmao...blak and white for dramatic effect.
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Old 04-15-2007, 09:10 PM
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Neither. I'd be throwing the camera at her head just to make sure.
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Old 04-15-2007, 09:40 PM
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Neither. I'd be throwing the camera at her head just to make sure.

Ditto
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Old 04-15-2007, 09:48 PM
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i would have brought two cameras for both options
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Old 04-15-2007, 11:42 PM
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I would take the shot digitally so I could change it from one to the other and then print it in all the different styles, through a wine and cheese party at a local gallery and see which way my adoring public likes it the best.
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Old 04-16-2007, 12:23 PM
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I would take the shot digitally so I could change it from one to the other and then print it in all the different styles, through a wine and cheese party at a local gallery and see which way my adoring public likes it the best.
I really like your answer, I think you have the best idea.
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Old 04-16-2007, 02:21 PM
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How could you all make a mockery of the next president of these United States of, of, where are we again?
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