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10-10-2007, 01:34 PM
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Store Bought Husband
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to th e second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,0 12 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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#2
10-10-2007, 01:38 PM
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Good one Daddy!
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10-10-2007, 08:07 PM
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thats just wrong.
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10-11-2007, 07:32 AM
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At less I didn't ask what the return policy was for the wife Store. LOL. I see it now.
"Mine is defected, If I kept my receipt can I return it for a full refund? Salesman "What seems to be the problem?" "Well, once my wife started talking she wouldn't stop." Salesman "I'm sorry sir, that's a defect we have found in all our models." LOL! Ha!Ha!Ha! Quote:
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10-11-2007, 10:01 AM
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most of the early models have a short circuit on the left ring finger that causes them to go berserk when in contact with small round metallic devices.
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#8
10-11-2007, 02:29 PM
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Man so does that mean i can get a refund on mine now?
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10-11-2007, 02:46 PM
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 Mine didn't have a short circuit, but with the upgrade of the left finger small metallic device you got two bonus items; the crazily butting in self-righteous mother-in-law  , and the first of four trophies starting nine months after activating. Ha!Ha!Ha!. The Wife Model's mode changed from  low maintenance model that helped around the house to  a high maintenance model always saying don't touch my button's. LOL! Ha!Ha!Ha! Quote:
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10-11-2007, 02:48 PM
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You're out of luck.
I was told the restocking fee after the first trophy was higher than the up keep on keeping your original model. LOL. Quote:
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