Story Of Love And Marriage

[Junkie]

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled
the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He
gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and,
with even greater effort, forced himself down the stairs, gripping the
railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door
frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would
have thought himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon the kitchen
table was literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

Was it heaven or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted
wife, who wanted to see that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table,
landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the
wondrous smell of the cookies wafted through his nostrils, seemingly
bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge
of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.
"Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral."

[Shrub]

God that sounds like something my wife would do...lol

[Superdad]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No!" The guy lived happily ever after, went fishing and hunting and played paintball a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

[warpedx]

$5 says the old man goes postal and ends up with the cookies!