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Old 11-11-2007, 07:48 AM
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Top 10 reasons to date a paintballer:

#01: We don't mind getting down and dirty
#02: We always wear protection
#03: We like to push hard but not so hard that we get hit
#04: We don't mind spending a lot of money at one place
#05: We have really fast fingers
#06: We can spray and not get tired
#07: We know how to listen to directions
#08: We love to be aggressive
#09: We aren't afraid to dive first into tight places
#10: We like to slide into our positions

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Old 11-11-2007, 07:55 AM
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All that is very true...LOL
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:58 AM
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good one

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Old 11-11-2007, 10:35 AM
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oh i need save that...lol

great find

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Old 11-11-2007, 06:56 PM
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Tongue Top Ten Reasons To Date A Female Paintballer

10. Bounce has a whole new meaning
9. Wiping our balls off of your face
8. Having a Mini is a good thing
7. We know where the action is
6. We prefer Freaks, Hammerhead's and Stiffie's
5. We like to be in control
4. Barrel size doesn't matter
3. We love to play in different positions
2. We can keep at it for hours
1. We don't neglect the balls
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Old 11-11-2007, 08:46 PM
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Um, I like her list better.
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Old 11-11-2007, 08:57 PM
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Um, I like her list better.
me too
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:00 PM
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Well this is an interesting post lol


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