Vampire Bats

[Junkie]

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh
blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him
about where he got it.

He told them to push off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted
until he finally gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
excited bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest.

Finally he slowed down and all other bats excitedly milled around him,
tongues hanging out for blood.

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good for you!" said the first bat, "Because I didn't.

[Shaggy]

lol thats funny

[yogi]

sometimes it seems that is the way it gos huh

[Volcano]

some days you can't see the forest for the bats

[CaptainMorgan]

Sounds like something Peaches has done at night before or did he run into that tree at BEARCLAW during teh day.. .. .. that is run into a tree

[shooting psyko]

oak tree-noun- the easiest tree to run into