PBjunkie.com
Your Site Here - Your Site Here - Your Site Here - Your Site Here
Go Back   PBjunkie.com > Parking Lot > CHAT Junkie > Jokes
Reload this Page Vista Bashing
Register Blogs FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Jokes This forum is for posting Jokes and commenting on them.

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 10-05-2007, 12:05 PM
MrWizard's Avatar
Building another tank....
  
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tankograd, Ga.
Posts: 2,497
Vista Bashing
While I do know several bearded, overweight linux hacker types who spend more time bashing Bill's MS OS than sleeping, I'm not one of them. Vista though may draw me over to the darkside.

This is the funniest thing I've seen so far:

Blimp TV - Funniest Comedy Video Site Online!
__________________
Interglacials are short and then we enter the nasty brutishness of the glacial periods.

http://www.blackhearts.net
http://smartcorps.smartparts.com
http://www.nexosports.com
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 10-05-2007, 01:42 PM
Junkie's Avatar
Member PortlyBoys Journal
  
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Charleston, SC
Posts: 73,674
Blog Entries: 10
Send a message via AIM to Junkie Send a message via MSN to Junkie Send a message via Yahoo to Junkie
That's to funny... Windows Cement!

I'll stay a UNIX hacker...
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 10-05-2007, 01:57 PM
Chappy's Avatar
PAID Junkie Stand In
  
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Columbia
Posts: 3,168
Send a message via AIM to Chappy Send a message via MSN to Chappy Send a message via Yahoo to Chappy
gentoo for life
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 10-05-2007, 02:28 PM
Grendel's Avatar
Archidioikętęs
  
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Lexington, SC
Posts: 67,956
Blog Entries: 11
Geeks
__________________
"Qui tacet consentit"


"Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud."
-Sophocles
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 10-05-2007, 02:49 PM
crooked butt doctor's Avatar
overtly proposterous noob
  
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: from dallas stuck in beaufort
Posts: 1,639
Blog Entries: 1
Send a message via Yahoo to crooked butt doctor
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grendel View Post
Geeks
beat me to it grendel... although i was gonna say "nerds."
__________________
RED FTW SUCKAS...




1UP Baller fo sho'
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 10-05-2007, 03:09 PM
MrWizard's Avatar
Building another tank....
  
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tankograd, Ga.
Posts: 2,497
Quote:
Originally Posted by crooked butt doctor View Post
beat me to it grendel... although i was gonna say "nerds."


__________________
Interglacials are short and then we enter the nasty brutishness of the glacial periods.

http://www.blackhearts.net
http://smartcorps.smartparts.com
http://www.nexosports.com
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 10-05-2007, 03:13 PM
Junkie's Avatar
Member PortlyBoys Journal
  
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Charleston, SC
Posts: 73,674
Blog Entries: 10
Send a message via AIM to Junkie Send a message via MSN to Junkie Send a message via Yahoo to Junkie
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 10-05-2007, 03:37 PM
Grendel's Avatar
Archidioikętęs
  
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Lexington, SC
Posts: 67,956
Blog Entries: 11
Now this is important:

Quote:
TO REMOVE THIS VIRUS BEFORE IT BECOMES EFFECTIVE:

** Click your start button.
** Click on "Find".
** Click on Files / Folders.
** Change the "look in" input box to "My Computer".
** The named input file should have: AOL.EXE

Once the find engine has located the file, highlight it and press the delete button.

Deleting this file will fix a damaged 30 megabyte area of your hard drive and restore it to full functionality.

WARNING: KEEPING THIS FILE ON THE SYSTEM AFTER Oct 8 WILL COST YOU $2.90 MORE PER MONTH!

FAILURE TO REMOVE THIS FILE WILL KEEP YOUR "UPPER MEMORY MANAGEMENT" MODULE OF YOUR INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT (IQ OVER 85) BLOCKED. DELETING AOL.EXE WILL FREE YOUR IQ TO GO ABOVE 85!!!

DELETING THIS FILE WILL ALLOW YOU TO SPELL CORRECTLY AND USE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE PROPERLY.

BADLY INFECTED SYSTEMS (I.E., SYSTEMS THAT HAVE DESTROYED YOUR ABILITY TO FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS ABOVE) CAN HAVE THE VIRUS REMOVED BY TELEPHONE. CALL 1-888-265-8008 AND TELL THE OPERATOR TO CANCEL THE VIRUS. THE OPERATOR WILL DEACTIVATE THE VIRUS FROM THEIR END.

TECHNICAL NOTE: YOU **MUST** EXPLAIN TO THE OPERATOR YOU'RE ATTEMPTING TO DEACTIVATE THE AOL.EXE VIRUS. THE TECHNICAL SUPPORT OFFICE YOU'RE TALKING TO IS EXTREMELY PROFESSIONALLY EMBARRASSED BY UNLEASHING THIS VIRUS ON THE WORLD AND WILL DELAY DEACTIVATING IT. FOR LEGAL REASONS, THEY MAY EVEN *DENY* THE EXISTENCE OF THE AOL.EXE VIRUS. DON'T FALL FOR THEIR STORY!
__________________
"Qui tacet consentit"


"Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud."
-Sophocles
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 10-05-2007, 03:46 PM
MrWizard's Avatar
Building another tank....
  
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tankograd, Ga.
Posts: 2,497
come hither to me my geeks
ScreenShot091.jpg

__________________
Interglacials are short and then we enter the nasty brutishness of the glacial periods.

http://www.blackhearts.net
http://smartcorps.smartparts.com
http://www.nexosports.com
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 10-05-2007, 03:50 PM
Junkie's Avatar
Member PortlyBoys Journal
  
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Charleston, SC
Posts: 73,674
Blog Entries: 10
Send a message via AIM to Junkie Send a message via MSN to Junkie Send a message via Yahoo to Junkie
LOL Wizard... Do you have the Klingon language for Winders available?
__________________
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:31 PM.

 
Contact Us - PBjunkie - Archive - Top
 

Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0