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Old 07-26-2006, 10:54 PM
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What do you do?

what must you do?


You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your right side is a steep drop off and on your left side is a fire
engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Old 07-26-2006, 10:58 PM
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Love it
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Old 07-26-2006, 11:10 PM
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Old 07-26-2006, 11:29 PM
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this was already posted on here
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Old 07-26-2006, 11:50 PM
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i think ive done that before
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Old 07-27-2006, 07:39 PM
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Oops, must have missed it... Sorry about the repeat.

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