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is it work? or is it fun?
2 Marine officers, a young Captain, and a salty Lt Colonel are standing there discussing all manner of things under the sun when they stumble across the topic of sex with their wives. Well the the LtCol begins by saying, " well if you ask me captain, sex really is 80% work and 20% fun... Hell, i'd just as soon work on my motorcycle."
well the young Captain responds, "Sir, i think you've got it way off- if you know how to do it right, its 80% fun and 20% work..." so they discuss the matter and can't seem to come to an agreement at all. at this time an enlisted marine walks by and the captain snags him by the shirt- "hey corporal, the LtCol and i can't seem to agree on something. give us your opinion. is sex 80/20 for fun, or 80/20 for work??" the marine thinks for a moment and says, " i'd have to say sex is 100% fun, because if there were any work involved, you'd one of us enlisted marines do it for you."
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lol that was really a good one but don't let any of the marines around here hear that they can be a pain sometimes.... lol j/k
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That is funny and yet so true lol.
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