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11 | 22.92% |
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14 | 29.17% |
| A dog that eats cats |
  
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10-16-2007, 04:39 PM
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i don't like cats
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10-16-2007, 05:12 PM
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either a well trained seeing dog... or a helper monkey.
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10-16-2007, 05:30 PM
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Dog or Cat?
Cats get hungry enough twice a day to go kill something. I can relate. They will also bring you leftovers.
Never had a cat of any kind try to hump (choose one ) 1) girlfriend 2) my leg 3) some old relative 4) anyone repairing something under a sink. 5) neighbors child "Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat." - Mark Twain
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10-16-2007, 06:46 PM
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Dogs by far, only one creature can be man's best friend. Cats are there to be something for the dogs to chase
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10-16-2007, 06:51 PM
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I love my cats I have 6 they are all strays.
Cats can't run off wood be thieves or warn you of someone at your door. I have a SW 44mag for that. But they bury there fesies, and don't howel all night, don't get in the garbage. Don't stink from rubing in some old dead thing... Hey whats the punch line...LOL I hope no poor old dog chases my pet Panther...LOL Last edited by SirRod; 10-16-2007 at 07:13 PM.
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10-17-2007, 12:47 AM
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Cats are far superior animals to dogs. You toss a dog out in the wild and it will be dead in three weeks. You toss a cat out in the wild and come back in three weeks, there will be five cats all of whom are prospering.
Dogs are okay, but they are too needy for me. The bark and keep me awake. Tear out trash, crap in the yard right in front of the GD Steps, they pee on my tires. True dogs will sacrifice them selves in many instances for their masters. My cat would not do this. She would be sitting there rather enjoying the show and trying to figure out who she would get to feed her. She could feed her self, but she enjos the taste of cat food more then a mouse. She just kills them for pure fun. Cats are the only animal in history to domesticate them selves. My Boo Cat goes out and murders small animals on a daily basis. She loves to tourture mice, field rats, chipmunks, moles, those little brown birds, and even snakes. I'm trying to get her out of messing with snakes but if they are small and move, they have had a rather bad day. And they do bring you left overs. I dislike where they leave them. A dead mouse in the dark hall way while I'm bare footed is squishy and not pleasant... But me cat comes and visits me in the morning when I get off work. I go to bed and she leaves me alone. I get up, she comes and visits me and then back outside to kill something. Good cat. Keeps the critters cleared out.
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