Movies I'll Never Watch "EVER" Again

[SirRod]

Originally Posted by crooked butt doctor

wait- are you Fer it, or Agit'n it? i loved zoolander... umm.. matilda, its not as though we're literally saying we're earth calling you.. i mean, c'mon... hellooo, hello.. .... hello..

I guess you missed the point of this thread...Jarhead!

[SaharaJunkee]

Titanic
Bug
GiGli (or most things with Ben Afflect)
The Wicker Man (Just wasn't feeling it)
Freddy got fingered
Borat

[drewcif]

the royal tenenbaums
blades of glory
taledaga nights
Most Jack Nicholson Moveis (Minus Batman)


As a rule i do like most of the movies ben stiller has been in (minus royal tenenbaums)

[P-Can]

Anything with Julia Roberts...

[crooked butt doctor]

Originally Posted by SirRod

I guess you missed the point of this thread...Jarhead!

haha- not that i missed it- just that i actually like Jes, and it would break my heart to know that he didn't like Zoolander.... i mean, cuz i'd have to abolish our friendship forever.
...moisture- is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty... i'm a merMAN!!
drewcif- aww cmon dude- you didn't like blades of glory???? chaz michael michaels... effin hilarious...
taledega nights was a riot... that just happened... does that blow your mind?

[MrWizard]

Slasher movies! any of 'em. Never paid to see, them never will. Accidentally had to watch 'em on the tube one weekend. Here's the formula:

Scary music + hormonal Young people + place they can't get out of + boogeyman with knife> cue setup, cue some T and A to get viewer heartrate up > slash > slash > don't go in the basement > slash > fake meowing cat scare > slash > bullets > fire > oh he won't die > >repeat as needed>big hollywood finish > everyone but viewer thinks he's gone >> sequel.

The only mystery is how much T&A will there be in these R-rated 5M$ budget money makers.

We should do this thread on food...things you have refused to eat.

Then again, maybe not.

[crooked butt doctor]

i'm gonna catch hell for this..

star trek...... sorry... that shit is gay... stardate 789345.894.2.4566 captain's log: we're still wearing spandex... our ship is cutting edge, yet everytime we come near a klingon ship, a moon, planet, black hole, or an "anomoly" the shields go down and half the reactor level is non-operational... warp coil is offline, and basically the whole ****in ship goes to shit. then we beam to the nearest planet and use our tv remotes as Phazers... blast some aliens... then the cast extra who is with us dies... all the cast regulars beam back up to the enterprise and everything ends happily....

wtf...

and this is movies AND tv

[MrWizard]

Originally Posted by crooked butt doctor

i'm gonna catch hell for this..

star trek...... sorry... that shit is gay... stardate 789345.894.2.4566 captain's log: we're still wearing spandex... our ship is cutting edge, yet everytime we come near a klingon ship, a moon, planet, black hole, or an "anomoly" the shields go down and half the reactor level is non-operational... warp coil is offline, and basically the whole ****in ship goes to shit. then we beam to the nearest planet and use our tv remotes as Phazers... blast some aliens... then the cast extra who is with us dies... all the cast regulars beam back up to the enterprise and everything ends happily....

wtf...

and this is movies AND tv

I guess 7 of 9 was too gay for you too.

So when you play paintball you a red tunic guy or not? (always gets shot before the end of a mission?

Sorry.. I did too much LDS in the 70's

[crooked butt doctor]

Originally Posted by MrWizard

I guess 7 of 9 was too gay for you too.

So when you play paintball you a red tunic guy or not? (always gets shot before the end of a mission?

Sorry.. I did too much LDS in the 70's

not gonna lie- i have no idea what you're trying to say right now. 7 of 9??? red tunic???

[Chappy]

7 of 9 is hot but she is the only good in star trek

Hotrod omg give me my life back for that hour+ suck fest