Operation Sea Lion:April 21,22 and 23 at Bear Claw Paintball an MPP production

[pballxtreme]

I slept so good last night, all I heard was Castro and the Germans;
"hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit"

tea anyone?

CODE-3

[iron medic]

Everytime I think about the germans tanks, I think about the back end as it is driving to the respawn point with the flag down. Man that is a lot of work dragging those tanks around just to lose with style!

[NickA5]

Well we won't even let them lose with style. They will lose shamefully. As they try to turn around their 1000 pound target around. Maybe they should just give it up.

[Binx]

Originally Posted by CamoJester

I cant wait to get there. I really want to get the grand tour of their base.

I'd be happy to show you around...at the end of my barrel.

[NickA5]

well give you a tour if you come alone, unarmed, and crying because aint no other way any bloody german is getting in our base.

[spyderman]

rest assured brits you will have tanks,death inc is going to have one for you and another one from up north is supposed to be there too.As far as base tours are concerned pencil me in for around noonish saturday,I will be bringing a group of around 50 and we do expect lunch.I assume yall are taking appointments seeing that we will have sooooo many people stopping by at all times of the day and night.Let me know if you have a reservation spot open for that time,I need some advance notice becuase I will just be soooo busy shooting all the brits out.TA TA gentlemen

[MrWizard]

Originally Posted by iron medic

Everytime I think about the germans tanks, I think about the back end as it is driving to the respawn point with the flag down. Man that is a lot of work dragging those tanks around just to lose with style!

How many tanks have you played? Flag up is out of play. Course, since they won't affect the game you shouldn't have anything to worry about. Like spending the whole game worrying about where we are instead of running missions and such.......and it's not a 1000lb tank. Its a 800 lb tank with 25lbs of paintballs, 4 shockers, 3 cannons and some friendly amigos with 3 years of tanking experience.....but that's just my tank. I can't speak for the other 6 or 7. Most of them carry more of everything seeing as how I'm just a little tank. Bon appetite.

Take all you want, but eat what you take.


See ya Friday night!

[iron medic]

With all due respect Spyderman, my ear hurts from all these idle threats. I know this is my first scenario, and I don't know you or the other Germans, but come on. If you want to go ahead and save you and the other Germans some embassesment, you and submit your surrender to the British High Command. Thank you and have a wonderful day. Ohh and by the way it is surrender or complete butt kicking, either way is fine with me, the latter will be more fun!

[Bobio]

Originally Posted by Death By Daddy

Sometimes it is even hard to figure out what he is trying to say. And since we are just typing we don't even have to deal with a bad English accent. I guess they are all just beginning to shake with fear and hit the wrong keys.
It's OK little fella its only paint and it only stings for a couple of seconds.

We have a Scotsman, Martin Duffie on our team. He's not allowed to use a radio. Nobody can understand a thing he says.

Nick, old chum, mind the gap.

[Bobio]

Originally Posted by iron medic

With all due respect Spyderman, my ear hurts from all these idle threats. I know this is my first scenario, and I don't know you or the other Germans, but come on. If you want to go ahead and save you and the other Germans some embassesment, you and submit your surrender to the British High Command. Thank you and have a wonderful day. Ohh and by the way it is surrender or complete butt kicking, either way is fine with me, the latter will be more fun!

The German team is being issued putty knives, to be used to scrape the Brits from the bottoms of our Jack Boots.