From the tinfoil hat division at 68Caliber.Com:

Dale Ford was the intended victim of an assassination attempt.

68Caliber minions quickly responded to the scene and successfully prevented any further mayhem.

Mr. Ford was removed to an undisclosed location.

Conspiracy theorists are more than welcome to send in their theories as to the reason(s) for the attempt and the identity of the perpetrators.

Reality is that driving is a huge part of what I do for a living. Unfortunately the law of averages finally caught up with me and I got hit by a 2001 Honda Civic piloted by a 40 year old woman. She asked me if I was alright after I crawled out of the car, and said nothing to me after that.

The "Minion" mentioned is actually my rather large, imposing supervisor, Dave. I was removed to my company's office, then had to submit to a urine test. The next morning I went to the company doctor who had a whole bunch of X-Rays taken of me to confirm that there was no damage to my back, ribs or pelvis. In fact, the doctor commented that I was in "Very Good" condition for my age. Made my morning!

Here's a pic of the car:



Fortunately for me, the seatbelt failed, which allowed me to fly across the car's cabin as the door collapsed inwards. If I had been restrained in the seat, there's a strong chance I would have sustained at the very least a broken collarbone, and with the seat's frame breaking and the door collapsing inwards, much more damage was possible. Apparently God was looking out for me that day.

THIS JUST IN>. I KNOW WHO THIS LADY IS. Apperantly Greg "Red" hastings has had one of his mistress's that is under his control KAMIKAZE your vehicle in order to take you out before blanding. We must move you to a safe house MR>FORD because apparently Greg had heard you have the Doom Troopers on your side and that just seals the deal for him. Becareful of other old ladys I have reason to believe that his 80 year old Grandmother is in the area and she was the one that gave the UNIBOMBER tips on how to take out a enemy target.
THANK GOD YOUR OK BROTHER SEE YOU AT BLANDING AND WATCH OUT FOR OLD LADYS IN HONDA"S (funny that they were a war factory during WWII although Mitsubishi Made the ZERO) I BELIEVE WE SHOULD SEND GREG A BIG HELPING OF META MUSAL TO SMOOTH THINGS OVER >> BUT SERIOUSLY WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY GRANDMOTHER!!!!DOOM ON YOU BABY

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I love this game!!!

I'm with you Gimpy, I has a report that there was a hit out on Dale and I guess it was true. Well all we can do is try to even the score at Blanding. Meanwhile Dale keep a low profile and beware of the elderly after AArp came alog they are all in it together.

SMOKIN WAGON!!!

Glad to hear your ok Furby... Talk about getting "T" Boned... Damn...

Wow, Dale! Could have been a much worse incident, had not the Gods of Paintball WANTED you to be in good shape for "Nerd"... Glad you're OK. Did you send the little army of Furbies out to haunt the other driver? LOL!

Adjuster coming over today to make it official...already told 'em I didn't want the car back...too far gone!

He doesn't need an army of little furbies...I told him I would be glad to kick her ass...that was MY car!

That sucks.. Well maybe you'll get a new car to replace it..

Went and took care of that little issue Saturday...

Isuzu's are nice and Consumer Reports gave it a fair raiting.