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Training Wheels
By Dale Ford
Mar 4, 2005, 10:18
I’m so conflicted right now.
Normally I’m a pretty decisive guy. I mean, once I commit myself to something, I see it through to the bitter (or sweet, depending on the project) end.
But this whole business of capping ROF and a partially legalizing ramping and bouncing really has me in a dither. I just don’t know what to make of it. I suppose one way of looking at it is to say that it’s the direction the sport is taking, and I should adapt or retire.
But it’s not that simple, is it?
See, back in the day that would be just about the only option I have. In the year of our Lord 2005 it’s not quite the same…with the blistering success of the NPPL, which doesn’t put caps on how fast the players can shoot, there’s a place I can go and compete without having some arbitrary rule put on how fast I can shoot. Now I’ll concede that 15 bps is fast. It’s faster than most players can pull without assistance. But I’m in the happy minority that can pull faster than that without assistance. Hell, I’d debate the veracity of the claims that most players top out at 12-13 bps. Today’s markers do everything they can to make the players shoot as fast as possible. I’m not just talking about bouncing microswitches here…I’m talking improved trigger geometry, advanced materials, and the magic of magnetism here. Today’s players have the option to do away with springs in their triggers and with the advent of delrin and carbon fiber triggers…well. It’s pretty easy to shoot fast these days. Today’s players obsess about it…they walk their fingers on whatever is available during a free moment in order to maximize their trigger walking speed.
But I digress. I was talking about options, and I went off on a tangent about marker engineering.
Here in Florida, PSP is still king and this is indeed the land that Smart Parts built. In some ways, this place is a time capsule. Just about everywhere else in the US the 7 man format is taking off (Thank you Laurent!) and the handwriting is on the wall that 5 man is on the way to becoming an also-ran in the world of competitive paintball. I don’t think 5-man will go the way of the Dodo bird like 10-man did, but it’s my opinion that 7-man will be the dominant format for the future. But here in FL, there are a plethora of 5-man events to go to, with producers like Crush, Pure Energy, and BPP all putting on 5 man events in addition to the major players like PSP and those wacky guys doing the IAPTE in June.
Anyways, back to my conundrum. It was announced recently that WDP will be offering Software version 3.9. Big deal, right? Well, it is. And this announcement has really thrown me for a bit of a loop. 3.9 is the software that has the PSP 15bps ramping software on it, and it also has the CFOA 15bps capped software. My first reaction upon hearing this news was that I wasn’t about to infest either one of my Angels with this garbage. I figured that I could vote with my dollars and play in the NPPL, the promised land of fairness and equity in the paintball world. Who the hell do these people think they are, telling me how fast to shoot? Pfft!
Then reality hit me.
CFOA is the golden boy of the tournament world right now…seems like everyone wants to play one, and pretty much everyone is…at least the ones that aren’t ramping and bouncing the day away playing Divisional X-Ball and 5-man in the PSP. The CFOA is a poor man’s PSP experience, without the foreign refs and institutional arrogance. PSP is and will likely remain a dominant force here for some time, just because Orlando Cup and World Cup are still engraved into everyone’s minds as the events to go to. With NPPL hitting Tampa and Miami this year, Florida will be a battleground this year. Throw in the CFOA events dotting the southeast, and it’s a good thing being a “Damn Yankee”!
So here I am, a Stranger in a Strange Land, using a fine English paintgun. What the hell am I supposed to do here? I mean, I can turn my nose up at the CFOA and PSP, stick to my guns (literally) and basically be faced with warming a bench on my current team, or face the prospect of looking for another team. My team captain, a large foul tempered man, is also one of the best players I’ve ever seen, and he’s blessed with a real talent for teaching players. Even after playing 16 years, I’m nowhere near done learning yet, so that pretty much kills the idea of going elsewhere. I’m smart enough to realize that J.C. from Arsenal won’t be calling me anytime soon to go play Super 7’s with him.
Or maybe I can just ‘retire’ and go play scenarios. That’d sure make my wife happy!
Or maybe I can just grit my teeth, get the stupid ramping software put on my markers, and go with the flow. I despise the idea of my equipment doing the work for me, but I suppose if I want to play competitively, I’ll have to go with the flow. Maybe I’ll just have 3.9 put on one of my markers, so that I can sleep at night knowing that at least half of my equipment is still pure.
Maybe I’ll indulge my dark sense of humor and have my Adrenalin flashed…I mean what the hell, everyone thinks it ramps and bounces anyways, so I may as well set it up so that it does and keep the confusion down with the refs on the Shocktech field….
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