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Old 07-03-2006, 08:35 AM
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Do you have the ugliest paintball gun?

Loyalhanna, PA - June 29, 2006 - Are you mocked at the paintball field for the appalling ugliness of your marker? Is your gun so repulsive that your own mother would park a block away to avoid having to claim the both of you? Smart Parts is here to rescue you from the shame you've endured.

If you have the ugliest paintball gun we've ever seen - and we mean slapped-bald-headed ugly - we want to save you with a beautiful new SP-8.

To see if your marker is ugly enough, visit SmartCorps.SmartParts.com and click on the "Special Ops" tag to get the details on the Ugly Paintgun contest. Then take a picture of your hideous monstrosity, post it on the forum, and await your judgment.

Do not despair; we won't drag your torture on indefinitely. On August 15, our elite panel of judges will pick a group of finalists to compete for the grand prize, the sublime SP-8. Once the finalists are confirmed, the Smart Corps forum members will have a chance to take part in your humilia….ah-hem….good fortune. The Smart Corps members will submit their vote in a poll selecting the winner of the splendiferous new SP-8.

Complete rules and details are available at the Smart Corps website. Enter now and help us save the world, one ugly gun at a time.

Smart Parts, Inc., is a leading developer and manufacturer of equipment and accessories for the sport of paintball. For more information, visit www.SmartParts.com.

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Old 07-03-2006, 10:07 AM
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lets see... take a marker and spray paint smart parts sucks on it and im almost certain you will win


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Old 07-03-2006, 03:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PBjunkie

If you have the ugliest paintball gun we've ever seen - and we mean slapped-bald-headed ugly - we want to save you with a beautiful new SP-8.
i always thought that the sp-8 was pretty ugly

"for 2000 dollars that gps better know when roads are closed on thursdays, make me go faster than 0 mph, be able to tell me how much gas i have, and have a clock that isn't 3 hours ahead."

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Old 07-03-2006, 03:13 PM
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i aleways thought that the sp-8 was pretty ugly
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Old 07-03-2006, 03:17 PM
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I can make an ugly looking marker. I do have a first generation black dragun lying around here somewhere.

and a dremel and drill press....

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Old 07-03-2006, 04:01 PM
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hehe let me pull out the stingray with the do it your self barrel porting :P

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Old 07-03-2006, 06:04 PM
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SP-8 is pretty uhlu itself...and the prize is a limegreen one...wow lol

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Old 07-03-2006, 06:29 PM
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I'm just waiting for them to have the heaviest paintball gun contest. My Sniper II will win hands down....

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Old 07-04-2006, 07:44 AM
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Agreed deep....

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Old 07-13-2006, 01:40 PM
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To make a ugly marker all you need to do is buy a cocker with a flatline on it.

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