Eclipse Pants WTF

[crooked butt doctor]

so i decided that for my birthday, i would have my "primary girlfriend" get me the Planet Eclipse Destructor Pants... or failing that, the Distortion Pants... here we are 2 weeks later and i have found nothing smaller than XXL and only in a couple places... on ebay. so i tried using authorized eclipse dealers and nobody will order them.

are these things woven of pure unicorn tales interlocked with elf hair and reinforced with dinosaur bones and berillium sphincterloy? why are they so FUNKIN hard to find??? wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf???? i'm gonna kill something. somebody please explain to me why this is so damn hard.

[Brain]

Originally Posted by crooked butt doctor

so i decided that for my birthday, i would have my "primary girlfriend" get me the Planet Eclipse Destructor Pants... or failing that, the Distortion Pants... here we are 2 weeks later and i have found nothing smaller than XXL and only in a couple places... on ebay. so i tried using authorized eclipse dealers and nobody will order them.

are these things woven of pure unicorn tales interlocked with elf hair and reinforced with dinosaur bones and berillium sphincterloy? why are they so FUNKIN hard to find??? wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf???? i'm gonna kill something. somebody please explain to me why this is so damn hard.

would you like me to find you a pair?

[SaharaJunkee]

maybe you need to gain some weight??

[crooked butt doctor]

Originally Posted by Brain

would you like me to find you a pair?

Brain if you can find me the Destructors in Large, i'd be forever in your debt. i think they only come in that grey urban camo- which is what i would want anyway. so yes, please do snag me a pair and i'll gladly buy them.

[gfgjester]

Woody or I will call Planet Eclipse today for you, Nixxer. That way Brain and I are both working on it for you.

Your problems are not unusual. It has a lot to do with the "container theory". The clothiers buy their stuff in "container lot" and when the container is gone, the chance of getting anything from that year's spew drops from none to definitely none. Increases as the year goes on. Popular exchange with, "Next years stuff is almost coming out, so they don't have any of the old stuff left".

There is also the "ON THE TRUCK" factor. This popular explanation-excuse comes when the goods are supposed to be on the semi truck that follows the major tourneys and are displayed for sale at INCREDIMAZING prices. (All inflated x20) A regular excuse when it comes to getting anything clothes related from a three lettered company name that starts with D and ends with E. Example - "Hey, Pete. I need a size 61 Nerfherder Jersey in Passion Pink" "Aw, sorry dude. They're all on the truck". (Duh-duh-duh-duuuuuuuuuh!)

[crooked butt doctor]

thanks guys. i just really like the look of the DESTRUCTOR pants, so for a couple weeks now i have been trying and have gotten all kinds of explanations as to why they can't be found. several of which sound familair after your poast Jes. paintballers inc here in Tampa just flat out refused to order them, planet eclipse took them off their website, at least for a while, i haven't checked back, a few places around my hometown of dallas, said they were out of stock, and showed no interest in helping me find them, and ground zero checked their stock, and were helpful, but had none and suggested waiting for 2008 line to release.

i don't really even like the DISTORTION pants, i've just heard that the planet eclipse line of pants really are incredibly well designed and comfortable, so if i can't get the DESTRUCTORS i am willing to settle for second choice. i appreciate the help, the insight and the willingness to assist me. just keep me posted. if you can find them, i want them.
thanks.

[gfgjester]

Ok, Adam. Woody talked to Planet Eclipse USA and the news is not good. They have absolutely NO 2007 soft clothing goods. Sold out. The only way you might come across some is if a dealer has a pair sitting around. 2008's are on the way "soon". Sorry, Bro. But no one will order them because there's none to order. Hang tight a bit longer and I can snag you an 08.

[D.B. Daddy]

I too would like to have a pink Nerfherder jersey if there is such a thing.

[crooked butt doctor]

GAWD EFFING DAMNIT. if anybody KNOWS a person who has these (the 06 destructors or 06/07 distortions) pants and wishes to sell them, then let me know. size large.

the '08s might be cool- but i wouldn't know- i haven't seen them yet. this pisses me off.

[crooked butt doctor]

why did my post count drop from 500+ to 444??? and from 'pbjunkie elite' back to gunny??? what the crap?