funny things noobs have said to you

[spokane]

well i was talking to one of my friends about going paintballing with me this weekend. this kid heard us talking and told us he was had gone paintballing over the summer and started acting all tough because he said he got hit seven times the hole day(with a dirtbike chest protecter under nieth his shirt, for those who dont know they are solid plastic on the out side and paded on the inside). he then went on to tell us how bad it hert him because this guys pressure was at 350. i then told hime that the all stock spyder he was using ran at 700-900 psi. he cliamed that if it was really that high it would go through your goggle. i then told him that it doesn't really matter what your psi is at as long as your fps is below 300. and if its above 300 fps then itll break your goggles.

[Pumpster]

"Dude is that thing auto"

ME "you got balls" kids opening there hoppers "yeah im half full"

"Dude your shooting fast"

"I need more bullets"

[Junkie]

"Man, how do you run with that belly?"

"Is that an Angel?"

"How old are you?"

"Isn't bluemidget a nOOb?"

[DeepFreeze]

"Did they have paintball when you were a kid?" Of course my answer was, "Not until I was in junior high."
"Did you hear DeepFreeze is here today? He is awesome." The kid didn't even know who I was. I just played along and talked DeepFreeze up. Yep, he is the best player I have ever seen.
As I walked out with my PG. "Dude, where is your gun?" Sporting my PG they thought I was completely out of my mind.

And from a newbie scenario player who shall remain nameless, but is doing "fine"
"I will drink you under the table."

[sickshot21]

me "move up or shoot, do somthing"
noobs "we can't there shooting at us"

noob "that kid has an advanced hopper and an angle, i hope i don't get shot by him it would really hurt"

noob screams in pain and crys
ref stops the game and asks, "whats wrong"
noob siniffling, "he shot me"
ref, "game on"

[spokane]

i got one.

i was talking to some guy at a pbstore. noob comes up and says" i am looking for the type of paintball gun with the hopper on top and the co2 that screws in." me laughing :icon_bigg

[Pumpster]

attually that knocks out a few choices,

No stock class phantoms, no warps........

[Tippmann Woods Ball]

Noob "Wow you got Nitro?" " the paintball will fly faster and father with it wont it?" Me " Yeah it sure will, only one of the numorus advantages you get with nitro......You shold see how good of a sniper i am with it at speed ball"

Noob ' As soon as i get nitro im gona hook it up to my car so when im not playin paintball i can get my car to go faster ." Me "LMAO"

[gruntUSMC]

"hey can i have these 500 paintballs?"
-wtf go play in the street....

at a one-on-one tourney: "man your awsome with that angel, can i use it?"
he was about to play me and wanted to use my gun? ok i let him, shot him out with a tigershark lol...we switched guns..

"think if i climb this tree we can have a better chance at winning?"
-sure go ahead.....man that was funny

[spokane]

Originally Posted by Pumpster

attually that knocks out a few choices,

No stock class phantoms, no warps........

ya but every other gun has co2 that screws in and a hoper.