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01-18-2006, 10:47 AM
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My cousin bought some land and we put a few goats on it. We knew about a pond and a barn on it from previous owner. When the coats were done we found a truck and another pond we had not been told about from last owner.
You might be a redneck........ I'm sure everyone has a spot in there yard they hate to cut in summer. Well mines the ditch at the road well every summer I borrow my cousins goats and chain them to a center block to take care of my ditch. you might be a redneck..... 
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01-18-2006, 11:11 AM
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you might be a redneck if....
you have ever driven a tractor, gator, or lawn mower down a main road... you might be a redneck if.... when you hear the song "my humps" by the black eyed peas...you wonder what guy likes a girl with a hunchback... you might be a redneck if.... anything in your car/truck is held together with duct tape... you might be a redneck if.... your motto is "duct tape and apoxy glue can fix anything" i love being a redneck...lol
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01-18-2006, 11:34 AM
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If you have ever had to drink your girlfriend pretty...you might be a redneck.
If you ask your mom for sex advice and she shows you...you might be a redneck. Those are the best I can do for now. Enjoy
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01-18-2006, 11:36 AM
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you ARE a red neck when your nick name is scrappy
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01-18-2006, 03:44 PM
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Tractors on a main road is normal around here. If you havent driven a tractor on a main road you dont belong were I live.
If there is a traffic jam because someones horse broke down.... you might live in a redneck town. if your town is called lickskilet........ you might be a redneck. This is true^^^^^^Thats my town name and omish horse broke down made me late for work.
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01-18-2006, 03:55 PM
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if you've ever used a tire plug and rubber cement to fix a upper radiator hose....
you might be a redneck. If for fun you and friends sit around spitting tobacco juice at beer can...... you might be a redneck. if you modify your paintball mask to make it easyer to spit without removing mask...... you might be a redneck. Have I won the redneck award yet or you need more???
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01-18-2006, 04:14 PM
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If " hey ya'll watchis " has alwas resulted in personal injury......
you might be a redneck. If you have had your truck stuck in more mud holes than dates........ you might be a redneck. if all of your parties consist of fields,trucks and beer..... you might be a redneck.
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01-18-2006, 05:33 PM
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01-19-2006, 02:00 PM
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okay by main road...im talkin 4 lane paved road...lol like Harbison Boulevard or St. Andrews Road in Irmo, SC...yeah seen all that...
also saw a go-kart goin down the interstate this morning....thats redneck!!! you might be a redneck if... you didnt know beer came in bottles you might be a redneck if... you thought the 7-11 was the liquor store you might be a redneck if... when asked how to get to the State House, you cant give directions...but when asked where the nearest bar is, you can give exact directions with name and address and phone number....
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