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01-17-2006, 03:34 PM
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You Might Be A Redneck If
Hey guys we have all heard the originals so now lets come up with some of our own from our own lives. Things that we have seen, experienced, enjoyed, and gotten a good laugh about at some point in life. They cannot be anything that Jeff Foxworthy has come up with. They have to be true to life things that has happened to us or people close to us that we have experienced first hand. I will kick it off.
If you have ever been to Saluda Paintball you know that I have a few goats running around here that keep the woods cleaned out some and I buy an sell them for extra spening money. Well last tuesday i went to the auction with my girlfriend to get a billy goat to run with my nannie goats. At this particular auction they sell EVERYTHING!!! While there I bought a 10 foot boat for pretty cheap that I can throw in the back of my truck and go wherever. Well I also bought a billy goat. How the crap am I going to get them both home? So here goes guys...Drum Roll Please....................... You might be a redneck if you have ever hauled a boat with a goat in a cage inside the boat in the back of your truck and go through a drive through to grab a burger.
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"SONS OF THUNDER" PAINTBALL TEAM Thirsty For Paintball??? Come Down To The River Saluda River Paintball
Last edited by Saludapaintballer; 01-17-2006 at 03:39 PM. 
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01-17-2006, 03:37 PM
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01-17-2006, 03:45 PM
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lol`
you might be a redneck if...you locked the doors to your truck with the key in the ignition and had to climb (or find someone skinny enough to) through the back window that is about a foot or so wide to get the keys...then climbed back out and unlocked the doors...
 yeah...ask grant...i definitely got stuck at the hips...grabbed the keys and climbed back through...yep...goin head first into the cab of a truck sounded painful at the time...lol  yep im a redneck  kelli
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paintball is much fun and a huge turn on...mmm yep!
 
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01-17-2006, 05:04 PM
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you might be a redneck if you start a place called SALUDA PAINTBALL and not put it in saluda. COUNTRY! cough*
you might be a redneck if you have to give directions to get out of your driveway. you might be a redneck if your dad and your uncle are the same person. lol, thats all i got.
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"for 2000 dollars that gps better know when roads are closed on thursdays, make me go faster than 0 mph, be able to tell me how much gas i have, and have a clock that isn't 3 hours ahead."
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01-17-2006, 05:33 PM
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If u fall asleep durin church....u might be a redneck (me)
If u open a beer durin a uligy...u might be a redneck If u touch your sister's teet and don't give a hoot...u might be a redneck all i got
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01-17-2006, 06:06 PM
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Madden you got me on that one....lol.... It is located on the banks of the SALUDA RIVER though. Does that count for anything?...lol
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"SONS OF THUNDER" PAINTBALL TEAM Thirsty For Paintball??? Come Down To The River Saluda River Paintball
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01-17-2006, 06:07 PM
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you may be a red neck if your neck is red. (me after a shot to the neck)
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"for 2000 dollars that gps better know when roads are closed on thursdays, make me go faster than 0 mph, be able to tell me how much gas i have, and have a clock that isn't 3 hours ahead."
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01-17-2006, 08:12 PM
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you might be a redneck if you dry something electronic with a hair dryer while its still plugged in....
my roommate spilled water all over her laptop(while it was plugged in)...and whipped out her hair dryer and dried the laptop (with it still plugged up).... yeah Beaufort,SC counts as redneck!! kelli
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paintball is much fun and a huge turn on...mmm yep!
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01-17-2006, 08:23 PM
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you might be a redneck if when you mow your grass you find a truck.
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