2008 OK D-Day Smack Talk Thread.

[Grendel]

This is the SMACK TALK THREAD for the 2008 OK D-Day Game. This no holds bar SMACK TALK for the people attending the 2008 OK D-Day Game. This is for fun and the mutual humiliation of your fellow player. Please limit the Smack Talk to this specific game in this thread only, other games will get their own.

If you are easily offended or can not take a joke stay out.

If you enter this thread expect to be attacked and expect to have the opporitunity attack back if you are able.

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Now let the SMACK BEGIN

[MrWizard]

No smack ...just fact:

D-Day 2007 Official Results

ALLIES: 2,519 - GERMANS: 1,259

4019 Players

[Grendel]

Come on old man you can do better than that

[Bubbagump]

the germans will lose...............a-g-a-i-n like last year, and just as fast

[dorsai]

If the allies did any better than they did last year, the Germans would be
back in camp in time for lunch.

[Staticline]

If you want to discuss "facts", the score is 5 - 5 for the years D-Day has been played.

And AVP, at least we were on the field!

[JediMac0521]

WOW...you guys must be the Founding Fathers of Smack Talk...it's been years since a smack attack of this proportion has been laid down. Mr. Wizard's witty raillery is second to none. Bubba...thats it young man, sound it out, hooked on phonics is paying huge dividends I see....and dorsai..whew..keep em comin'.. real knee slapper there.

Couple of things though...Albeit that Mr. Wizards comments are indeed fact..they are also history..lets try to keep things current there whippersnapper...and Mr Gump...if a tread title contains the word "Smack" , you may want to avoid it at all costs...don't make us call your mommy and have her establish parental controls for your forum use.

[00Buckshot]

Originally Posted by dorsai

If the allies did any better than they did last year, the Germans would be
back in camp in time for lunch.

Dorskin (for those that don't know: dorsai + Risken = Dorskin) and et All-

Keep on believing what you want, however, as I recall both Psycho and Engler were in their hooches by noon in 2006 -two of your primary commanders who faced my 6th Fallschirmjager. How soon you forget a spanking of that magnitude. It must be one of those horrific, traumatic events that the brain forgets or blocks out. I mean, I don't want to send you into shock again however, allow me to re-fresh your memory - it was...

Germans: 3096 to Allies: 552

The victory was so brutal and swift we had to award each and every player on Axis Command the Star Grand Cross:

Plus.... the Germans are the only side to get a three-peat. So brag and savour last year... it was a pretty good game. However, just think about it. You faced only about 800 Germans last year and you didn't even come close to attaining a score like our 2006 one. Just think about it - we've out recruited you, out armed and out equipped. We have dozens of people in our staff that have stepped up... While the collective work of Dorskin of the Office of Thread Bumping is hard at work posting garbage and keeping cheesy recruiting threads alive.... the rest of your command is absent and Johnny come lately. You're all resting on last years score and game plan and can't even motivate your own people.... So mark my word, take head and find a bunker to hide in little man.

IT WILL BE A BLOOD BATH IN 2008.

There will be no quarter, no remorse or forgiveness.

[dorsai]

hey bucky,

Glad you see you feel you can tear yourself away from all that hard
work you and your group is putting in to raise that new army of yours.
I hope this bunch doens't run at the first sign of rain like that most
of that one you helped raise last year did. BTW, did you ever figure
out where they went?

As to what happened back in 06, all I can say in reply is if that was
what you consider your "A" game, you're in for another rough ride in
08. Oh, that's right, I understand you're actually going to take time
out from all the partying to try and train your people this time, well
there's nothing wrong with copying a winning strategy.

As for my recruting posts, guess they must be having some kind of
positive effect on our side's recruiting efforts, otherwise why have
you tasked so many key people on your staff with trying and counter
them? If what you say is true imagine what might happen to our
recruiting numbers if Psycho assigned someone else to lend me a
hand.

In closing, I just wanted to let you know not to worry about that
last shipment of cookies you sent your recruiters. Risken, Ferg and
I made good use of them by passing them out to everyone who
dropped by our recruting booth at Camp Blanding this weekend.




Sincerely,

[JediMac0521]

Much better....we've moved up in weight class. Don't stop now...its getting good.