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Old 03-15-2008, 11:23 PM
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we are throwing together a tank at the last minute just for this game. we will be using an arctic cat and making a "bed box" with a couple of markers up top and we may cram a launcher up there. we dont know crap about tanking. can someone give me a crash course on the do's and dont's? some advice on what to expect.
Hey you wouldn't happen to sprecken deutsch this game huh...? No soup for you...

DBD had it dead on. You can shoot all the beotches you want but you can't run them over. Now noob tanker hints:

If they run at you shoot them twice (satchel guys).

If they point something at you while the rest run like roaches ( and oh yes when confronted with the bug the GunKing$ run like roaches under new light) shoot them three times.

Let the kids run away, but shoot their Dads.

If Dad is with Mom shoot him an additional time for her.

If it's someone from the forums you know laugh maniacally whilst making them sepentine and hat dance, then plink 'em.

Always obey the Ref...yeah they're usually wrong even in the best game but don't make them argue with a guy in a tank.. Bad form.

When in doubt, turn it off, get out and lets talk about what beer to drink later while the brush monkeys decide the outcome.

Bring a big cool sippy bottle of ice water with a straw to enjoy whilst doing #1.

Remember to thank Ben for Tank Comp (PM me if you don't know).
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Old 03-15-2008, 11:29 PM
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we are throwing together a tank at the last minute just for this game. we will be using an arctic cat and making a "bed box" with a couple of markers up top and we may cram a launcher up there. we dont know crap about tanking. can someone give me a crash course on the do's and dont's? some advice on what to expect.
I figured we'd give you some OJT on Saturday & Sunday (April 19 - 20). School will start promptly, and when we're done you'll be throughly schooled
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Old 03-15-2008, 11:49 PM
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I figured we'd give you some OJT on Saturday & Sunday (April 19 - 20). School will start promptly, and when we're done you'll be throughly schooled


Welcome to the NTL:

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Old 03-16-2008, 12:12 AM
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Germans, have fun Fri nite, but use your head, get some sleep. ]
Americans, eat as much chili as possible, then eat some more. Don't forget that a lot of tabasco sauce is great on chili. Then for breakfast, a little hair of the dog. I heard the American group can't handle their liquor. On Saturday, I will be disclosing the location of all the toilet paper I confiscated from the bathrooms early that morning. "Certain" I D tags will get some, others are S.O.L. lol The Americans 1st mission will be to find the toilet paper. It will be in the Hanging Car on the road into BC.

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Old 03-16-2008, 12:40 AM
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a.nation
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b. hearts
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who else is confirmed allies?

f.m.doom
g.kings
s.discomfort

who else is south german?

are thier any north germans?

I havent heard anythin back but as far as i know we're South German as well.
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Old 03-16-2008, 07:55 AM
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Hey you wouldn't happen to sprecken deutsch this game huh...? No soup for you...

DBD had it dead on. You can shoot all the beotches you want but you can't run them over. Now noob tanker hints:

If they run at you shoot them twice (satchel guys).

If they point something at you while the rest run like roaches ( and oh yes when confronted with the bug the GunKing$ run like roaches under new light) shoot them three times.

Let the kids run away, but shoot their Dads.

If Dad is with Mom shoot him an additional time for her.

If it's someone from the forums you know laugh maniacally whilst making them sepentine and hat dance, then plink 'em.

Always obey the Ref...yeah they're usually wrong even in the best game but don't make them argue with a guy in a tank.. Bad form.

When in doubt, turn it off, get out and lets talk about what beer to drink later while the brush monkeys decide the outcome.

Bring a big cool sippy bottle of ice water with a straw to enjoy whilst doing #1.

Remember to thank Ben for Tank Comp (PM me if you don't know).
awesome! i think we are going to enjoy this alot.


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Old 03-16-2008, 08:35 AM
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Just throw a refridgerator box on Havok, poke out a few holes, and call yourself a tank! lol I have seen that you run like me, and that is about tank speed.
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Old 03-16-2008, 09:04 AM
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So this is the big plan.. like some high school cheerleaders??



We bring our own:
Plan is this, , when game on is announced, we run into camp (we r closest) and grab the women. We will return them to you unharmed Sunday afternoon..........for a price. Ps.... some of them might not want to come back though
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Old 03-16-2008, 11:34 AM
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Plan is this, , when game on is announced, we run into camp (we r closest) and grab the women. We will return them to you unharmed Sunday afternoon..........for a price. Ps.... some of them might not want to come back though

From the Rape of the Sabine women to Seven Brides for Seven Brothers the abduction of women is a constant theme for loved starved men.

Unfortunately for you it would be more like kidnapping Mortica Adams and lead to your ultimate downfall. You'd have better luck taking our booze.

At Manchuria the opposing teams were lying to the Refs just to get my 13 yr. daughter off the field. If you're opposing us you'll get a lifetime of feminine angst the first day.

Keep plottin and planning...It'll keep your mind clouded and blissful.
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Old 03-16-2008, 01:55 PM
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Plan is this, , when game on is announced, we run into camp (we r closest) and grab the women. We will return them to you unharmed Sunday afternoon..........for a price. Ps.... some of them might not want to come back though

DO you really think we bring the good women to paintball weekends?
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