I love how the smack talk is revolving around the food rather then the paintball.

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Originally posted by TwoKaySix: I plan on taking a trip to the "north pole" to attempt to make communication with the outer earth guardsmen (I think they will come stop me), but I have to save up money and learn how to use a gun first.

Ok if you say so.
Girls are way better cooks than guys...its science. AND why the hell are you gonna shoot a sweet, young, and innocent girl. Thats just mean.

will cook for paint

Team Tetanus

I swear it's not sexism its....science!

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Originally posted by TwoKaySix: I plan on taking a trip to the "north pole" to attempt to make communication with the outer earth guardsmen (I think they will come stop me), but I have to save up money and learn how to use a gun first.

Sorry guys that I've been MIA. Just started a new job last week and this is the first chance back on the net. Didn't know how the new company was about internet useage. Anybody else that wants to sign up for the cookoff let me know.
As far as judges...I've got a few in mind already. I'll be walking around Friday afternoon appointing the intestinal unfortunate.

I hope there is a breeze for this game. Otherwise you won't be able to hide in 1 spot for too long. You'll get "winded". lol Bob and Suzie might start to worry about how many cases of toilet paper to get. Plumber on standby? Any protologist playing? If you see any old fat guys running fast towards the tapeline, then it wasn't just gas they passed. Anyone walking like a pinguin, let them be.

When pain becomes pleasure
Flying Monkeys of Doom
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I'm Offically modifying my List of NEEDED Things for a Scenario Game

-Mask
-Gun
-Money
-Goldbond
-Man Wipes (wet/baby wipes, but with a manly sounding name... we need em to!)
-Pepto-Bismol

Ross
"Don't be afraid of the machines scenario players build... only fear what we would do if we didn't have paintball."

List of NEEDED Things for a Scenario Game
1) Mask 2) Gun 3) Money 4) Goldbond
5) Man Wipes (wet/baby wipes, but with a manly sounding name... we need em to!)
6) Pepto-Bismol

The Germans will never taste victory. Only &*%#

Noooooo....that wasn't us, It wasn't on hwy 42 around 6:00 or 6:30, in front of the old zippy mart, was it???

theres a really good possibility that i will not be able to play this game. i have just come home from a lovely 3 day stay in the hospital. now that my morphine coma has subsided, it seems that some genius latino illegals decided to make a left hand turn into oncoming traffic while i was on my way to play some rec ball and drill my team last sunday. after recunstructive surgery to my righ elbow and some nice metalwork to my upper right humourous, it has come to my attention, that i am royally screwed. not only could these idiots not speak english, but they cant drive either. also, apperantly when your an illegal, theres no need to carry insurance. may these bastards burn in hell. i will still be in attendance i hope.

picture of me with morphine drip, entitled "thanks for the buzz pedro, you piece of human shit."

Southern Discomfort East Tennessee Scenario Paintball

"Descend into my sights, your fallen walls."
-Tom Araya

Havok, I'm glad to hear you are at least on the mend and you can recover, although I doubt it will ever be the same.

This illegal alien B.S. pisses me off, and Tennessee is dragging its feet in dealing with the problem.

I pray that the state/feds at least prosecute to the fullest extent of the law, not deportation, not dropping charges because they are outside the system....etc... so they can turn around and step foot right back on our territory. Most of these cases the govt has become lethargic and will not act!