Bastogne, Bear Claw, April 19+20

[FreshPooky]

We have some girls on our team. We'll send them your way.

[gfgjester]

Originally Posted by porkchop

ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE. THE GERMAN SOUTH ARMY IS PUTTING A BOUNTY ON YOUR HEAD DEATH BY DADDY!!!
THE FIRST GIRL (YES,GIRL, AND ONLY GIRLS) TO SHOOT DBD WILL GET A TORQUE LOADER COURTESY OF GEORGE SPURLOCK OF HARD CORPS. THIS IS OFFICIAL. FLYERS WILL BE HUNG AT THE GAME.
Next on eggs ?

PORKCHOP

Porkchop, You DO understand that I just can't pass this one up. It is just unavoidable and I must do it for comedy smack's sake...

Well, if only girls can qualify, I guess that the entire German South Army will have no problem qualifying for a Torque loader!

SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Originally Posted by FreshPooky

Prince did pork carmen electra though. As far as I'm concerned he's not THAT gay.

You DO have a point there. Although I'd have had to consider where else she's been... Gorgeous, but sure been used.

[Scorch]

Originally Posted by gfgjester

Porkchop, You DO understand that I just can't pass this one up. It is just unavoidable and I must do it for comedy smack's sake...

Well, if only girls can qualify, I guess that the entire German South Army will have no problem qualifying for a Torque loader!

SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

FACE! LOL

[Kdiddy63]

Originally Posted by Death By Daddy

AIN'T SKEERT............Just girls NO Problem. I think they might be too tired to shoot me after throwing baseballs at me in the dunking booth Friday night.


Now we need suggestions on how they have to prove to me they are girls. You know since we all look alike on the field.

Better watch your back Scott. Sounds like an open invitation for friendly fire.

[Rage-o]

Originally Posted by porkchop

ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE. THE GERMAN SOUTH ARMY IS PUTTING A BOUNTY ON YOUR HEAD DEATH BY DADDY!!!
THE FIRST GIRL (YES,GIRL, AND ONLY GIRLS) TO SHOOT DBD WILL GET A TORQUE LOADER COURTESY OF GEORGE SPURLOCK OF HARD CORPS. THIS IS OFFICIAL. FLYERS WILL BE HUNG AT THE GAME.
Next on eggs ?

PORKCHOP

I'm gonna go ahead and claim it.

[porkchop]

Originally Posted by gfgjester

Porkchop, You DO understand that I just can't pass this one up. It is just unavoidable and I must do it for comedy smack's sake...

Well, if only girls can qualify, I guess that the entire German South Army will have no problem qualifying for a Torque loader!

SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Yes, that was too easy. After you get through smak talkin, I'll have no need for a witty motivational speech before the game. (hint: never underestimate your opponent)

[MrWizard]

Rope-a-dope is a boxing fighting style used most famously by Muhammad Ali (who coined the term) in the Rumble in the Jungle against George Foreman. The idea is for the boxer to lie on the ropes of a boxing ring, conserve energy and allow the opponent to strike him repeatedly in hopes of making him tire and open up weaknesses to exploit for an eventual counter-attack.

Rope-a-dope is also commonly used to describe strategies in areas other than boxing, where one party purposely puts itself in what appears to be a losing position, and then becomes the eventual victor.

[gfgjester]

Aw, come on, Porkchop! By your own admission you said that it was too easy. I just felt obligated to go ahead and point that out before someone else took advatange of y'all. And believe me, I never, ever underestimate my opponents. Especially when it's you guys and some of the other outstanding teams you have playing.

Mama didn't waste any of those hair brush beatings on me! Just make sure you get PLENTY of the fantastic CHILI that will be offered on Friday night. Mix it in with some of that serious German beer. Have one or two, NO THREE bowls of the magic elixer of life! In fact, encourage ALL of your team to mosey on over and get some. Make sure and try some of Casto's Chili. I believe it it the one that is so smooth and tasty that he says you'd never even THINK of Imodium when you eat it...

KDiddy, we need to have some special provisions for the German rank to make certain they get more than their fair share of the chili yummy-ness!

[FreshPooky]

[MrWizard]

Chili Chili Chili Chili!

International Chili Society