From MPP:

JUST TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW, WE ARE STILL LOOKING FOR A GENERAL FOR THE ALLIED SIDE AT "OPERATION TORCH" AT BEAR CLAW THIS OCTOBER. THIS IS AMERICA'S FIRST INVOLVEMENT IN LAND ACTION IN WW2, AND YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO WALK IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF GENERAL GEORGE PATTON!

WE'VE BUILT 5 LANDING CRAFT, SO YOU ALLIES WILL BE STORMING THE BEACH IN ALGIERS, NORTH AFRICA. THE GERMAN GENERAL WILL BE RON BROWN WITH TEAM BLACKHEARTS.

DON'T FORGET, THE PLAYER PARTY ON FRIDAY (FIRST 300 PRE-REGISTERED) WITH DINNER, REAL BELLY DANCERS (NOT THE BLACKHEARTS), MOROCCAN BAND, AND TENTED AREA MADE TO LOOK LIKE A HAREM! ALSO REMEMBER, BEAR CLAW BOB'S PYROTECHNIC SHOW REPRESENTING THE BOMBARDMENT OF THE BEACHES PRIOR TO THE ASSAULT.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO COME UP WITH SOME TYPE OF SHIP THAT CAN LAUNCH PAINT BOMBS... YOU KNOW, THE BIG SLINGSHOTS YOU USE AT THE BEACH? REMEMBER, YOU'VE GOT TO BE CREATIVE.

ARE THERE NO OTHER TANKERS OUT THERE WILLING TO TAKE ON THE BLACKHEARTS INTREPID TRIO OF BRUTAL BOB, ROTTEN RON, AND DIRTY DAN? WE NEED YOU TO SIGN UP FOR THE ALLIED SIDE TODAY!

Dirty Dan here. aka Mr Wizard of the Blackhearts. I have 2 slingshots that do the job with water balloons you guys can borrow. How's that for sportsmanship? eh. Just need a couple of daring chaps... you Americans will try anything once... to use them. They'll toss a 3 " water balloon over 50 yds.

We have a secret weapon, a 4th tanker. A seasoned tank commander since the age of 10, this 11 yr. old member of a Smart Parts Tactical Squad is looking to add your tank's silouhuette to the side of her evil bug.



Use one of these excuses if you can't be there:
1) I spent all my time posting on warpig instead of finishing my tank.
2) The price of gas is only down a dollar.
3) They'll shoot me with nerfs from 150 yds.
4) A 30 acre tank battlefield is too big.
5) I don't want to chance losing to a girl.
6) Panzerlied gives me hives.
7) My wife/GF/mother says I have to decorate for Halloween that weekend.
8) My ____________ is broken, so I can't play.
9) I'm afraid of being on national TV and in 3 magazines.
10) My ___________ says I can't.

Flag down. It's time to play. Be there, or be square.

Interglacials are short and then we enter the nasty brutishness of the glacial periods.

http://www.blackhearts.net
http://smartcorps.smartparts.com
http://www.nexosports.com

Brutal Bob here: Good post Dirty Dan. Doesn't look like there are any tankers out there with courage enough to take us on, does it?

If they don't show I don't want to hear any whining from anyone about our tanks.

The Wart Master!

http://www.blackhearts.net
http://smartcorps.smartparts.com

i'll gladly take on the tanks...i just don't have a tank myself. let me borrow those sling shots and i'll find a way to fill em up with some paint or water and rain holy hell on you dirty germans!! i should also have my rocket launcher made by the game. im working on it hard. GO ALLIES!!!!!!!

my setup is better than yours......i hope.....
http://s118.photobucket.com/albums/o114/spyderman84/

"That's the spirit!"

Interglacials are short and then we enter the nasty brutishness of the glacial periods.

http://www.blackhearts.net
http://smartcorps.smartparts.com
http://www.nexosports.com

With this kind of go get'em attitude it almost makes you feel guilty or empty inside knowing what's fixing to happen to him.........

hahaha ya but it'll be fun to shoot at em. i need to get some revenge after being bunkered by someones tank at elamein...if we hit a tank or bunker with a waterbaloon does it still count as taking the tank out of comission for 15 mins?

my setup is better than yours......i hope.....
http://s118.photobucket.com/albums/o114/spyderman84/

too cool

haha yall arent going to be laughing when i take out the tanks! haha

my setup is better than yours......i hope.....
http://s118.photobucket.com/albums/o114/spyderman84/

lol to funny