help @ op cobra. injured players.

[havokrooster]

hey guys. we are screwed on this game with injured players but still want to come and attempt to raise some sort of hell. below is a copy of the email i sent ben t. if theyre still lookin for generals, ill take it. i have generalled before and an experienced scenario player. if not, we are gonna need some help from teams with armor. see if i cant get us cripples in a tank. help us out guys.

hey there ben, this is havokrooster. as you know i have broke my arm in a car accident, and i am still in physical therapy and taking it easy. well, if this wasnt a smack in the face for my team, jay (the moonshine guy or cannibal) just fractured his ankle yesterday playing paintball. he took an insane run down the x-ball field, hammerin folks all the way. he then took a dive behind one of those inflatable bunkers, as i watched from the sidelines. i saw him go down, but never come back up. of course we all ran over there and then rushed him to the hospital. he is in a walking cast wearing this godawful big robotic looking boot. basically, things have been rough for my team. i had one teamate brake his ankle and have to have surgery. right after he rejoined us, i broke my arm. right after i got to where i could do a few things, jay broke his ankle.

i know you need generals. i am not 100% yet. i would like to general and have jay co-general with me. my team is coming in small numbers anyway and i can use them as "base security". half my team is crippled it seems, so can you please work us in since we have already payed up and dont want to miss the game? get back with me.

ben (havokrooster)

[Captain Fish]

havokrooster PM Ben T too. See you guys at CDP!

[bodybag]

Sounds fine with me ! Just need ben's okay?????????

[havokrooster]

i sent him an email. ive generalled one of his games before with success and we all had a great time. i figured, i am still rehabbin this gimp arm and my buddy fractured his ankle yesterday and if noone has stepped up to general, i will do it and let my immobile friend run all my commo and help me keep things organized. i am real easy to get along with and try and make sure all teams get a few roles cards and thier share of the good missions.

[bodybag]

Sounds good to me ! You still want the germans side ?

[CANNIBAL]

I am going to be reguardless I may not be worth a shit, but I don't want to mis this one. My dumb ass pushed to hard running to the right 50 on the Xball field and just five feet from the baracade I lost my footing and felt it snap! I got hit all over including the crouch but the pain from the ankle was so great I did not know it till later. Thanks to my team they rushed me to the hospital and took care of me thanks guys!!!

[CANNIBAL]

Maybe we should consider calling ourselves SOUTHERN GIMPS.

[gfgjester]

OUCH! Damn, Jay! Hope you recover fast, Bro. Sorry to see it...

[Junkie]

Damn bo... That looks pretty painful... I'd kick back for a while and let that bad boy heal up right..

[Noyes]

Actually I am thinking your team name quite appropriate right now....

It seems that you boys are all in some state of discomfort

Perhaps you guys need the add a new motto...
"Demonstrating to the south what discomfort REALLY looks like"
"Ouch"
"Snap, crackle, pop"

Sorry guys, I hope all of you get back on your feet quickly! I could not resist a little fun...